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Woman Loses Breast to Riotous Zebra
New Zimbabwe ^ | 10/10/10

Posted on 10/10/2010 4:12:47 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 10/10/2010 4:12:50 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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This thread is useless without pictures.


2 posted on 10/10/2010 4:15:40 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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That’s a headline you don’t see everyday.


3 posted on 10/10/2010 4:18:08 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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Well...this misogynist zebra has certainly shown its stripes!

BTW - I love your submissions, Nick.


4 posted on 10/10/2010 4:18:17 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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Zebras! They will eat you!*

*underwire zebra only, not all models approved for sale in the U.S., use only as directed.


5 posted on 10/10/2010 4:19:16 PM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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Some people just don't get it - zebras are not ponies.

Lamh Foistenach Abu!
6 posted on 10/10/2010 4:20:17 PM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
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Well, I couldn’t do it without a lot of weird people and things out there. But, thanks.


7 posted on 10/10/2010 4:21:34 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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I don’t think I would throw a brick at an animal that was larger than me, especially if it was attacking something else!


8 posted on 10/10/2010 4:27:29 PM PDT by Howudoing
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You are one of the key reasons I finally decided to pony/zebra up and donate.


9 posted on 10/10/2010 4:27:37 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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I am humbled. I hope they are worthy distractions from repairing novel-writing machines.


10 posted on 10/10/2010 4:37:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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There’s how they can get Mugabe. Trained attack zebras.


11 posted on 10/10/2010 4:40:10 PM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

I thought “riotous zebra” was an Obama reference, somehow.

Great tagline, BTW.


12 posted on 10/10/2010 4:40:59 PM PDT by Argus
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?


13 posted on 10/10/2010 4:41:03 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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Oh nevermind me. I get it now.

Duh. Blonde. Blonde. Blonde.


14 posted on 10/10/2010 4:43:44 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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It’s good to be abreast of news like this.


15 posted on 10/10/2010 5:23:35 PM PDT by lmr (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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To: nickcarraway; EveningStar; al baby; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; pax_et_bonum; JRios1968; ...

Uh-oh...


16 posted on 10/10/2010 5:41:34 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Muslims are not the problem, the rest of the world is! /s)
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Yes, and the woman was probably glad to get it off her chest.


17 posted on 10/10/2010 5:50:20 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
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I can’t help but feel at least partially deflated reading this story.

Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest.


18 posted on 10/10/2010 5:54:26 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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Woman attacked by Zebra with breast fetish ping.


19 posted on 10/10/2010 6:54:57 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
No joke here, just a moral: Any critter is dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.


20 posted on 10/10/2010 7:14:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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