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Muffin exchange leads to assault, arrest
San Antonio Express News ^
| 11/02/2010
| By Guillermo X. Garcia - Express-News
Posted on 11/03/2010 10:21:53 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: buccaneer81
Gotta love it! (that’s what I was refering to!)
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posted on
11/03/2010 10:36:40 AM PDT
by
Logic n' Reason
(You can roll a turd in powered sugar; that don't make it a jelly donut)
To: EQAndyBuzz
I experimented with muffins in my college days.What city? I met a hot redhead nicknamed "Muffin" in college. She preferred the formal nickname and didn't answer to "Muff" or "Muffy."
To: a fool in paradise
Give them to the homeless.Kramer and Elaine tried that. Even the homeless didn't want them.
To: JoeProBono
Helen Muffintop Thomas
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posted on
11/03/2010 10:42:56 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: EQAndyBuzz
To: Deaf Smith
ROFL. That’s exactly what my post was getting at.
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posted on
11/03/2010 10:49:50 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Remember March 23, 1775. Remember March 23, 2010)
To: Responsibility2nd
Plain
Sourdough
With nuts
Fruity?
Days old
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posted on
11/03/2010 10:50:41 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: Responsibility2nd
The same thing happened to me. I suggested to my wife that we try a muffin exchange with the couple down the street. Then she pulled out a gun and said no.
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posted on
11/03/2010 10:59:04 AM PDT
by
Question Liberal Authority
(Worst. Post-Racial. And Post-Partisan. Agent Of Hope And Change. EVER.)
To: Responsibility2nd; earlJam; MotleyGirl70; Cagey
Muffin stumps or muffin tops?
To: Responsibility2nd
Sounds like this Cerna guy really muffed it. [yukka, yukka]
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posted on
11/03/2010 11:15:22 AM PDT
by
Robwin
To: Responsibility2nd
"he said muffin cabbage"
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posted on
11/03/2010 11:30:25 AM PDT
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: a fool in paradise; Responsibility2nd
Put out an APB for the Muffin Man."Perp has been spotted at Drury Lane!"
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posted on
11/03/2010 11:37:15 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Logic n' Reason; Larry Lucido; MotleyGirl70; earlJam; Gamecock
Now...what do we do with the stumps?? 
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posted on
11/03/2010 2:00:45 PM PDT
by
Cagey
To: Logic n' Reason
Now...what do we do with the stumps?? Use them as seedlings for the next crop of muffintops.
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posted on
11/03/2010 2:15:44 PM PDT
by
Erasmus
(Personal goal: Have a bigger carbon footprint than Tony Robbins.)
To: Erasmus
Use them as seedlings for the next crop of muffintops.PERFECT!!! I never thought of that!! How much watering do they need? Fertilizer?? What kind of critters eat the sprouts? When's the best time to plant? When are they ready for picking? Can one raise "hybrids" (you know...a peanutbutter/carmel muffin)? What kinds of garden pests must one control?
So many questions for a perfect idea!!
We need a gardening expert here! Maybe "Diana in Wisconsin" could help?
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:14:06 AM PDT
by
Logic n' Reason
(You can roll a turd in powered sugar; that don't make it a jelly donut)
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