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Thief stuffs turkey down pants
nypost.com ^ | Nov. 5, 2010 | JAMIE SCHRAM and SERGEY KADINSKY

Posted on 11/05/2010 7:45:00 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

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1 posted on 11/05/2010 7:45:02 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Is that a turkey in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?


2 posted on 11/05/2010 7:48:00 PM PDT by Sapper26 (Political Refugee From the Obamanation)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

What was he Gobblin’?


3 posted on 11/05/2010 7:48:17 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The turkey may have been in good condition, but I wouldn’t eat it.


4 posted on 11/05/2010 7:50:28 PM PDT by dforest
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To: Vendome

bwahaha!


5 posted on 11/05/2010 7:53:20 PM PDT by ColdOne (Who Knew? MSNBC has ethics? Fired Keif!!!!!!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Between this and the pants on the ground you seem to have a theme tonight !!! LOL!


6 posted on 11/05/2010 7:54:53 PM PDT by ColdOne (Who Knew? MSNBC has ethics? Fired Keif!!!!!!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Every year we hear of someone that thinks they can sneak a turkey out in their pants ... Delusional, drunk, brain soaked with drugs, or just stupid? That is the question inquiring minds want to know


7 posted on 11/05/2010 7:55:27 PM PDT by doc1019 (Martyrdom is a great thing, until it is your turn.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
"He's got a big turkey in his pants!"

So it wasn't a hen, it was a...
8 posted on 11/05/2010 7:56:18 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

poultry pilfered in puffy pants...


9 posted on 11/05/2010 7:58:33 PM PDT by smokingfrog (Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping!


10 posted on 11/05/2010 7:59:05 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“It’s turkey time. Gobble, gobble.”


11 posted on 11/05/2010 8:08:38 PM PDT by Lonely Bull
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As for the turkey, it went right back on the shelf.

Uh... wait a sec...

Shouldn't there at least be a discount on a turkey that's already been down somebody's pants? I mean... really...

12 posted on 11/05/2010 8:09:44 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Sergio said later that those were the smallest giblets he had ever seen on a tom.


13 posted on 11/05/2010 8:12:18 PM PDT by Doulos1 (Bitter Clinger Forever)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He might have been able to just walk out, if he hadn’t flipped the guy the bird.


14 posted on 11/05/2010 8:17:04 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Kids should learn to handle a chicken before they move up to turkeys. ;^O

But seriously! $84 dollars for a turkey? There's a little highway robbery going on on the other side of the counter too.

15 posted on 11/05/2010 8:21:55 PM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Sort of like this guy...


16 posted on 11/05/2010 8:28:18 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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Uh I wouldn’t want that turkey.Where’s the health department when you need ‘em -— gross!!!!


17 posted on 11/05/2010 8:38:21 PM PDT by sanjoaquinvalley (Longtime Lady Lurker)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Do you have “Turkey in your pants” pinglist? (grin)


18 posted on 11/05/2010 9:03:20 PM PDT by PERKY2004 (Proud wife of a military pilot ~ Please pray for him (he's deployed!))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

An $84 turkey??? Must have been for a White House dinner or something.


19 posted on 11/05/2010 9:03:53 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: TigersEye

Boars Head is “high end” deli turkey. It’s made up of from 4-7 turkey breasts pressed together. It’s sold by the slice in the deli. Usually ranges $8-$12 per pound. It’s not the whole turkey you stuff and bake in the oven. In my deli, we used Thumann’s brand. Considered better than Boars Head and about the same price.


20 posted on 11/05/2010 9:08:44 PM PDT by CTOCS (I live in my own little world. But, it's okay. They know me there....)
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