Posted on 11/23/2010 1:23:32 PM PST by a fool in paradise
Deputies arrested a man Friday who is accused of hiding crack cocaine in his buttocks.
Charles Everette Robinson, 30, of the 3300 block of Ellington Court, Fort Myers, was charged with battery on a nurse, trafficking cocaine, introduction of contraband into a detention facility and two felony counts of driving while license is suspended/habitual offender. Bond was set on all but one of the driving counts which had bond denied. He remained Monday in Lee County Jail.
According to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office reports:
While deputies searched Robinson after his arrest, they believed he was “possibly holding something in his rectum area.”
He was taken to jail where he began breathing fast and complained of chest pain. The jail nurse said because of his high heart rate, he needed to be taken to the hospital.
X-rays were taken and the doctor told Robinson to disrobe for a more thorough exam.
Robinson became aggressive and finally emergency room staff held him on his stomach. The doctor found a golf ball-sized bag with suspected crack cocaine in it during the inspection.
“Robinson immediately made a miraculous recovery and stated to (the) deputy… ‘don’t be mad at me. I was just trying to provide for my family.’”
The doctor immediately cleared him and he was taken back to jail.
Why do you think they call it “crack”?
And where else would you hide crack cocaine?
Crack in the crack is pain in the butt.
Another good reason for avoiding illegal drugs...you just don’t know where they’ve been....
crack is whack
Where would he hide marijuana?
It’s happened again.
in a pot
Where would a Mormon hide the LSD?
LOL. Way to easy.
TSA Alert!!!!!
Some people (wink-wink) could carry 100 lbs. of crack in their crack under their boob belt,and no one would notice
No pictures, please.
Is it more potent as a suppository?
Better than caulk I suppose!
Reminds me of Johnny Carson and Jack Webb in The Copped Clean Copper Clapper Caper. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpVjW30I-YU
(A Very Serious) Johnny Carson: There's been a robbery.
(A stone faced) Jack Webb: Yes sir! What was it?
Johnny Carson: My clappers!
Jack Webb: Your clappers?
Johnny Carson: Yeah you know those things inside a bell that makes them clang.
Jack Webb: The clangers?
Johnny Carson: That's right! We call them the clappers in the business.
Jack Webb: A clapper caper.
Johnny Carson: What's that?
Jack Webb: Nothing sir! Now can I have the facts? What kinds of clappers were stolen on this clapper caper?
Johnny Carson: They were copper clappers!
Jack Webb: And where were they kept?
Johnny Carson: In the closet!
Jack Webb: (Ugh! Ugh! ) Do you have any ideas who might have taken your copper clappers from the closet?
Johnny Carson: Well theirs is once I fired a man and he swore he'd get even!
Jack Webb: What was his name?
Johnny Carson: Claude Cooper!
Jack Webb: You think then?
Johnny Carson: That's right! I think Claude Cooper copped my copper Clapper kept in a closet.
Jack Webb: You know where this Claude Cooper is from?
Johnny Carson: Yeap! Cleveland.
Jack Webb: That figures!
Johnny Carson: What makes it worse is that they were clean!
Jack Webb: Clean copper clappers? Why do you think that Claude Cooper would cop your clean copper clappers kept in your closet?
Johnny Carson: Only one reason!
Jack Webb: What's that?
Johnny Carson: He's a kleptomaniac.
Jack Webb: Who first discovered the copper clappers were copped?
Johnny Carson: My cleaning woman Clara Clifford!
(Smirking) Jack Webb: That figures! Now let me see if I got the facts straight here? Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper clappers kept in a closet were copped by Claude Cooper a kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now is that about it?
(Smirking) Johnny Carson: One more thing. If I ever catch kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland who copped my clean copper clappers from the closet….
Jack Webb: YES! Johnny Carson: I'll clobber him!
“Deputies arrested a man Friday who is accused of hiding crack cocaine in his buttocks”
Another reason for TSA to do the grope. . . ewwwww
Good thing it wasn’t crank.
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