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Two women arrested for shoplifting after smuggling jeans and boots inside their FAT rolls
UK Daily Mail ^ | December 1, 2010

Posted on 12/01/2010 4:50:33 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia

Two women in Oklahoma were stopped as they tried to smuggle $2,600 of clothing and accessories inside their fat rolls.

Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, were busted by a TJ Maxx employee as they tucked away FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves in the creases under their breasts and across their bellies.

Some of the goods were also found in their handbags.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


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KEYWORDS: boosting; napl; schmeco; shoplifting; thingsinfatrolls; thingsinpants
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1 posted on 12/01/2010 4:50:38 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: Impy

This is even too gross for the Weird News page, and that’s saying something.


2 posted on 12/01/2010 4:51:52 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (TSA -- dirtiest word in our language. [Used to be Clinton.])
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Once about ten years ago i was at an Albertsons Grocery and watched a lady of about 500 pounds try to place steaks under her rolls of fat and walk out the door.
She was confronted and started yelling you are just racists, I’m innocent.
About that time some of the meat fell out from her rolls.
I about fell down I was laughing so hard.
The cops came and she was still playing that little racists deal.


3 posted on 12/01/2010 4:54:05 AM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) The more I see and know Obammy the more I think he's an a-hole.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

No pictures required, guilty.


4 posted on 12/01/2010 4:54:20 AM PST by Hang'emAll
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To: Hang'emAll

I was going to post the photos, but thought better of it.


5 posted on 12/01/2010 4:55:31 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Forcing one person to pay for the irresponsibility of another is NOT social justice.)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

A gal in US was caught with a portable tv she put between the folds of her legs and waddled out of the store.


6 posted on 12/01/2010 4:57:45 AM PST by caww
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

7 posted on 12/01/2010 4:57:51 AM PST by TSgt (Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Now TSA has an excuse for cavity searches.


8 posted on 12/01/2010 4:59:29 AM PST by ctdonath2 (+)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Love the mug shots.


9 posted on 12/01/2010 4:59:39 AM PST by Tigerized (pursuingliberty.com)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Last time I shop the sale rack at T J Max.


10 posted on 12/01/2010 5:02:15 AM PST by earlJam
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Funk sweat soaked merchandise, 50% off.


11 posted on 12/01/2010 5:02:17 AM PST by csvset
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Schmeco ? Smeagol’s cousin?


12 posted on 12/01/2010 5:05:03 AM PST by csvset
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To: Joe Boucher

Calling Al Sharpton calling Al Sharpton...LOL


13 posted on 12/01/2010 5:05:45 AM PST by MsLady (If you died tonight, where would you go? Salvation, don't leave earth without it!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Here we come a-wasstealing around the TJ Maxx, Here we come a waddling so fair to be seen. Love and joy come to you, and to you your wasstealing too, And judge send you to prison.
14 posted on 12/01/2010 5:07:28 AM PST by TSgt (Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
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To: Joe Boucher

My sister was once in grocery store management and she was constantly having to go to court over theft cases. She said they would come in with baggy sweats and those puffy down coats and then fill up with all the meat and cigarettes they could stuff into them.

She said it was comical because they would be so laden with goods they could hardly walk themselves out of the store.


15 posted on 12/01/2010 5:08:14 AM PST by Calm_Cool_and_Elected (Free Iowahawk! (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/11/crisisgate.html))
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To: The Comedian

You’ll enjoy this!


16 posted on 12/01/2010 5:08:50 AM PST by TSgt (Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

That’s almost as good as this lady... this was at a local furrier where my mom stores her fur every year. I know the owner and he’s a great guy. She got caught, naturally.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNfeq8tG2Lg


17 posted on 12/01/2010 5:08:50 AM PST by Paved Paradise
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To: TSgt

18 posted on 12/01/2010 5:09:29 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (There's only one cure for Obamarrhea......)
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To: Calm_Cool_and_Elected

When I worked in a 7-11 a kid tried to stuff one of those large $1.79 (this was in the early 80’s, so it was BIG) bag of potato chips under his shirt and halfway down his unzipped pants. He was stoned out of his mind.


19 posted on 12/01/2010 5:12:26 AM PST by LoveUSA (You don't notice the night light until it gets dark.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

So, according to the video, one of the gals had THREE boots tucked under her bra and/or breasts. Even if they were short little boots...how big must her...she must have chronic backpain. Just WOW!


20 posted on 12/01/2010 5:12:49 AM PST by Cailleach
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37

SHMECO???

Those crazy Amish names.

21 posted on 12/01/2010 5:13:11 AM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: ctdonath2

Those ARE tsa workers.


22 posted on 12/01/2010 5:13:47 AM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Just gross.


23 posted on 12/01/2010 5:13:47 AM PST by doodad
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To: LoveUSA
When I worked in a 7-11 a kid tried to stuff one of those large $1.79 (this was in the early 80’s, so it was BIG) bag of potato chips under his shirt and halfway down his unzipped pants. He was stoned out of his mind.

Not guilty by reason of munchies.

24 posted on 12/01/2010 5:14:49 AM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: ctdonath2
Now TSA has an excuse for cavity searches.

Where's NOW to demand to "keep government out of our fat rolls"?

25 posted on 12/01/2010 5:17:09 AM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: TSgt

“Wha-ch’all doin’ postin’ them pictures o’ me? Y’all be racists!”


26 posted on 12/01/2010 5:21:20 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

TJ MAXXX should just LET them walk out the door with the merchandise....Reparations.

sarc/


27 posted on 12/01/2010 5:21:37 AM PST by Le Chien Rouge
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Blacks and their names never cease to amaze me.

Typical conversation:

OB-GYN Nurse: So, Ms. Thomas, what will you be naming your daughter?

Thomas's Mother: Why Shmeco,...of course!"

28 posted on 12/01/2010 5:22:03 AM PST by Doc Savage (Stay Thirsty My Friend!!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

FOUR pairs of boots!!! Obviously, these sistas need Moochelle to send them a diet plan to start the new year.


29 posted on 12/01/2010 5:30:09 AM PST by kittymyrib
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To: TSgt

The one on the right looks like special video on Tosh.0.

“Sittin’ on the Toilet”

It’s special


30 posted on 12/01/2010 5:32:27 AM PST by 5Madman2 (There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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To: Calm_Cool_and_Elected

this is why our local market went out of business under 3 different owners

Now we have a “food desert”- they got to waddle down to the convenience store to lift cigarettes and ride a bus to Popeye’s Fried Chicken for the other basic food groups


31 posted on 12/01/2010 5:41:13 AM PST by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To: Calm_Cool_and_Elected

this is why our local market went out of business under 3 different owners

Now we have a “food desert”- they got to waddle down to the convenience store to lift cigarettes and ride a bus to Popeye’s Fried Chicken for the other basic food groups


32 posted on 12/01/2010 5:41:22 AM PST by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To: TSgt

Trufully your honor, “We was framed by the man.” The real deal is, “they need the “Help A Sista Out Program,” to bambuzzle this here sitiation.Thankfully, it could not have happended to a nicer pair of domestic terrorists.

Molon Labe,
NSNR


33 posted on 12/01/2010 5:44:32 AM PST by No Surrender No Retreat
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To: HANG THE EXPENSE

Maybe the duo are suspended with pay New Orleans LEO’s, doing a(Katrina) store security check.

Molon Labe,
NSNR


34 posted on 12/01/2010 5:48:12 AM PST by No Surrender No Retreat
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Searching for smuggled clothing in fat rolls.

Well, there's another job I don't want.


35 posted on 12/01/2010 6:09:03 AM PST by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

OK, how did that amount of booty add up to $2600, esp. at a TJ Maxx? Hmmmm, did Schmeco have more stuff hidden? But where? (Oh God, and I mentioned the word “booty!”)


36 posted on 12/01/2010 6:30:07 AM PST by Elwood P. Doud (America, you voted for a negro socialist with an Islamic name - so why act surprised?)
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To: silverleaf
this is why our local market went out of business under 3 different owners

That and probably armed robberies. My sister's store was robbed more than once but thankfully, she was not working when it happened. They often employ off-duty police officers.

37 posted on 12/01/2010 6:30:43 AM PST by Calm_Cool_and_Elected (Free Iowahawk! (http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/11/crisisgate.html))
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To: caww

Thank you for that ... I guess. Urg.


38 posted on 12/01/2010 6:55:05 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (TSA -- dirtiest word in our language. [Used to be Clinton.])
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To: TSgt

These fat bitches need to steal them some Dexatrim (sp?).


39 posted on 12/01/2010 7:09:09 AM PST by Mich Patriot (Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong. RReagan)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
they tried to smuggle $2,600 of clothing

$2600 of merchandise at T.J. Maxx would be half the store!

40 posted on 12/01/2010 7:14:10 AM PST by Drew68
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
as they tucked away FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves

One the fifth day of Christmas my true love stole for me: five gold rings, four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

41 posted on 12/01/2010 7:16:14 AM PST by KarlInOhio (All monopolies are detestable, but the worst of all is the monopoly of education. -Frederic Bastiat)
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To: Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Revolting cat!
Not a PING list PING


42 posted on 12/01/2010 7:19:30 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: 6SJ7
Searching for smuggled clothing in fat rolls.

Is TSA going to start poking the fat for contraband smuggled on planes?

43 posted on 12/01/2010 7:20:55 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Thye coulda just bought the stuff with the proceeds from their liposuction.


44 posted on 12/01/2010 7:25:36 AM PST by Erasmus (Personal goal: Have a bigger carbon footprint than Tony Robbins.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Whole-lotta-Rosie ping.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

45 posted on 12/01/2010 7:27:05 AM PST by The Comedian (Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I don’t even want to know how they steal kielbasas and brats............. :-(


46 posted on 12/01/2010 7:52:42 AM PST by OB1kNOb (China is the world's ant. America has become the world's grasshopper. Fear the coming winter.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Theme music!


47 posted on 12/01/2010 8:24:28 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Actually, as nasty as those subhumans have to be, I’d say they can keep the stuff. I wouldn’t want anything that had touched those nasty bodies.


48 posted on 12/01/2010 8:26:42 AM PST by LouAvul
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To: Paved Paradise
She got caught, naturally.

she even included the hangers!

49 posted on 12/01/2010 8:38:34 AM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: latina4dubya

Da-yum Schmeco- you got those tags shoved up there so far, sounds like a truck backing up when you go through the door... beep beep beep


50 posted on 12/01/2010 8:44:55 AM PST by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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