Posted on 12/01/2010 4:50:33 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
Two women in Oklahoma were stopped as they tried to smuggle $2,600 of clothing and accessories inside their fat rolls.
Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, were busted by a TJ Maxx employee as they tucked away FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves in the creases under their breasts and across their bellies.
Some of the goods were also found in their handbags.
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This is even too gross for the Weird News page, and that’s saying something.
Once about ten years ago i was at an Albertsons Grocery and watched a lady of about 500 pounds try to place steaks under her rolls of fat and walk out the door.
She was confronted and started yelling you are just racists, I’m innocent.
About that time some of the meat fell out from her rolls.
I about fell down I was laughing so hard.
The cops came and she was still playing that little racists deal.
No pictures required, guilty.
I was going to post the photos, but thought better of it.
A gal in US was caught with a portable tv she put between the folds of her legs and waddled out of the store.
Now TSA has an excuse for cavity searches.
Love the mug shots.
Last time I shop the sale rack at T J Max.
Funk sweat soaked merchandise, 50% off.
Schmeco ? Smeagol’s cousin?
Calling Al Sharpton calling Al Sharpton...LOL
My sister was once in grocery store management and she was constantly having to go to court over theft cases. She said they would come in with baggy sweats and those puffy down coats and then fill up with all the meat and cigarettes they could stuff into them.
She said it was comical because they would be so laden with goods they could hardly walk themselves out of the store.
You’ll enjoy this!
That’s almost as good as this lady... this was at a local furrier where my mom stores her fur every year. I know the owner and he’s a great guy. She got caught, naturally.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNfeq8tG2Lg
When I worked in a 7-11 a kid tried to stuff one of those large $1.79 (this was in the early 80’s, so it was BIG) bag of potato chips under his shirt and halfway down his unzipped pants. He was stoned out of his mind.
So, according to the video, one of the gals had THREE boots tucked under her bra and/or breasts. Even if they were short little boots...how big must her...she must have chronic backpain. Just WOW!
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