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Worker decapitated in chicken factory after being sucked into machine
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| 5 Dec 2010
| Richard Shears
Posted on 12/05/2010 4:31:02 PM PST by mandaladon
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To: mandaladon
This is horrible, to be sure. And yet the first thing that came to mind after that was Rush’s Weemsco Tuna commercial parody.
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posted on
12/05/2010 8:20:42 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: DefeatCorruption
well obviously the chicken industry should be shut down and everyone can eat little green crackers
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Sounds like a plan, so start making little green crackers.
To: ApplegateRanch; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
OK, maybe my day didn't suck as much as I thought.
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posted on
12/05/2010 8:56:31 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
"You have a list of good ways to go?"
===
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: No...you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening...that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine...having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.
===
Meanwhile, may Mr. Singh's soul find peace.
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posted on
12/05/2010 10:11:50 PM PST
by
RightOnTheLeftCoast
(Obama: running for re-election in '12 or running for Mahdi now? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahdi])
To: The Comedian
Helpdesk-flag-at-half-mast-today-but-KFC-running-a-2-for-1-coupon-sale-in-Sydney ping. You are officially beyond incorrigible.
As a matter of fact, I don't even think meds would help.
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posted on
12/06/2010 1:28:06 AM PST
by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on its own.)
To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
1. In one's sleep.
2. Painlessly.
3. Quickly
...snip...
1,026,498,337. Decapitation after being sucked in and mauled by a chicken-packing machine.
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posted on
12/06/2010 5:29:13 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
(The only way to run our country is conservatively.)
To: Slings and Arrows
RIP Mr. Singh, and may our Heavenly Father comfort his family in their grief and sorrow.
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posted on
12/06/2010 5:33:34 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
(The only way to run our country is conservatively.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
I'm going to avoid KFC for awhile. Wouldn't want to get a surprise in my bucket...
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posted on
12/06/2010 7:45:11 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: a fool in paradise
I'm going to avoid KFC for awhile. Wouldn't want to get a surprise in my bucket...If you do, Singh out!
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posted on
12/06/2010 8:46:45 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Q: “What part of a chicken is a chicken mcnugget?”
A: “The machine operator.”
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posted on
12/06/2010 11:32:58 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
12/06/2010 11:45:50 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“To make the perfect mcnugget my son.. you must become the nugget.”
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posted on
12/06/2010 11:49:59 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
12/06/2010 12:29:35 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Still a horrible way to go.
Worse still when combined with, “Would you like fries with that?”
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posted on
12/06/2010 12:35:01 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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