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Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs
Macedoniaonline ^ | Thursday, 16 December 2010

Posted on 12/17/2010 12:10:17 PM PST by montyspython

Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs

Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media. Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.

Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan. “Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).

Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft. The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovsk


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: balkans; napl; serbia; shark
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Jebemti ajkula!
1 posted on 12/17/2010 12:10:24 PM PST by montyspython
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To: Bokababe; getoffmylawn; kronos77; DTA; gitmogrunt; SQUID; FormerLib; Ravnagora

balkans humor ping


2 posted on 12/17/2010 12:12:21 PM PST by montyspython
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To: montyspython
Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump..

Good things always follow...

3 posted on 12/17/2010 12:13:44 PM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: montyspython
"Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft. "

:-D

4 posted on 12/17/2010 12:15:05 PM PST by montyspython
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To: montyspython

We’re going to need a bigger shark.


5 posted on 12/17/2010 12:15:26 PM PST by agere_contra (...what if we won't eat the dog food?)
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To: montyspython
"Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump."

'Dragan' must be Slavic for Billy Bob.

6 posted on 12/17/2010 12:15:47 PM PST by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: 2banana

Yes, a “Hold my beer and watch this moment”... Serbian style.


7 posted on 12/17/2010 12:15:51 PM PST by montyspython
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To: montyspython

LOL here hold my beer.


8 posted on 12/17/2010 12:16:26 PM PST by Cheetahcat ( November 4 2008 ,A date which will live in Infamy.)
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To: Islander7

Zeke.


9 posted on 12/17/2010 12:19:11 PM PST by montyspython
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To: montyspython

Yep! Yelling “Hold Muh Beer” Could very well make a hero out of a Serb or an Australian!


10 posted on 12/17/2010 12:19:38 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: montyspython

Still fits a “darwin award” with the phrase “...hold my beer...”

Note to sharks:

Do NOT engage in shallow water lurking or mopery around intoxicated Serbs.

Alcohol poisoning?!?


11 posted on 12/17/2010 12:21:06 PM PST by petro45acp (Hey Doc! Don't tell me how to live my life. CURE what ails me so I can live how I choose.)
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To: montyspython

"Opulence. I has it. But I also like savings the sharkbait. When I hear tourists being dinner for shark in Egyptian waters,I jump in it."

12 posted on 12/17/2010 12:21:20 PM PST by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: agere_contra
"Damn Dragan, that was f***ed up bro!"


13 posted on 12/17/2010 12:21:50 PM PST by montyspython
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To: montyspython

a double! a “hold muh beer” AND a Fonzie ... he jumped the shark, literally!


14 posted on 12/17/2010 12:22:32 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Palin 2012: don't retreat, just reload)
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To: NonValueAdded

Jumped it... and killed it. He should be awarded Fonz’s leather jacket for the effort.


15 posted on 12/17/2010 12:23:58 PM PST by montyspython
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To: All

I wonder if it was Dos Equis?
Stay thirsty my friends...


16 posted on 12/17/2010 12:25:03 PM PST by Maverick68
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To: montyspython

NATO will start bombing Belgrade for committing genocide against Egyptian sharks.


17 posted on 12/17/2010 12:25:36 PM PST by montyspython
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To: montyspython

Quint would approve.

Hard to tell what kind of fish it is. It does not look like a Bull or a Great White. Looks more like a Nurse, which are not very threatening...

18 posted on 12/17/2010 12:25:44 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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To: Maverick68

"I don't always kill sharks, but when I do, its with Dos Equis... Stay drunk my friends."

19 posted on 12/17/2010 12:27:52 PM PST by montyspython
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To: dfwgator

awaiting...


20 posted on 12/17/2010 12:30:21 PM PST by montyspython
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping.


21 posted on 12/17/2010 12:31:28 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Bahbah.)
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To: frithguild

That looks too big to be a nurse shark.


22 posted on 12/17/2010 12:31:59 PM PST by montyspython
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To: montyspython

23 posted on 12/17/2010 12:33:59 PM PST by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ ├×)
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To: montyspython

I’ve heard of ‘jumping the shark’ - not ‘jumping ON the shark’.

Look for this to become a new sport of vacationing serbian drunks.


24 posted on 12/17/2010 12:36:00 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: montyspython

Guy in the back is pretty far away. Nothing in the picture to give you scale. The dorsal fin is way back, which excludes an oceanic white tip. That is not a Mako tail. Both of those species are suspects. This fish is clearly neither.


25 posted on 12/17/2010 12:36:35 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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To: montyspython

Give a Slav some alcohol and there is no limit to what they can do.


26 posted on 12/17/2010 12:36:41 PM PST by dfwgator (Welcome to the Gator Nation Will Muschamp)
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To: montyspython

Acutually sorry. All we can see is the belly, not the dorsal.


27 posted on 12/17/2010 12:38:10 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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To: theDentist
LMAO! You owe me a new keyboard!
28 posted on 12/17/2010 12:38:38 PM PST by suijuris
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To: dfwgator

In this case, he was an overachiever.


29 posted on 12/17/2010 12:38:43 PM PST by montyspython
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To: frithguild
"This is an ex-shark."

"He's not dead, he's restin'"

30 posted on 12/17/2010 12:40:32 PM PST by montyspython
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To: Red_Devil 232

The Australian would have tried to punch it repeatedly, had he been Albanian he would have tried to mate with it.


31 posted on 12/17/2010 12:42:26 PM PST by montyspython
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To: Secret Agent Man

It will be submitted to the IOC for consideration, right up there with dwarf tossing and curling.


32 posted on 12/17/2010 12:49:02 PM PST by montyspython
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To: suijuris

COntacted IT... it’s on the way.


33 posted on 12/17/2010 12:55:08 PM PST by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: montyspython

LMAO Drunken kudos!


34 posted on 12/17/2010 12:58:04 PM PST by STD (O is out of commission indefinitly)
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To: montyspython; Slings and Arrows
"Hold muh beer and watch this..."

Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan. “Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).


35 posted on 12/17/2010 1:00:16 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: Secret Agent Man

You really hit the shark on the head with that point.


36 posted on 12/17/2010 1:02:26 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: montyspython
Oceanic White Tip:

Bull:

Mako


37 posted on 12/17/2010 1:03:29 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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To: Islander7
What is the Serbian for "hold muh beer"?

The name of the place should be Sharm, not Sarm.

38 posted on 12/17/2010 1:04:35 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Springman; a fool in paradise; Honorary Serb; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; ...
“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and...

Whenever these words are heard, good times follow.


39 posted on 12/17/2010 1:04:43 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: montyspython

Freaking hilarious.

My BS meter is pegged though.

First, I doubt he killed this shark. The friend only says that he said the water wasn’t soft. It should be something more like “Holy sh-t I jumped on a freaking shark!”

Second, this sure looks like a nurse shark. Check out the size of the pectoral fins in front, and how far back the the dorsal fin is. Also the dorsal fin is above the pelvic fins. It would be easier if we could see all the way to the tail, or if we could see the head better.
http://www.sportfishermen.com/images/gal/nmfs-shark-placard-9-4-08/nmfs-shark-placard-1.jpg

Regardless, if this is a nurse shark there are two problems. One, they aren’t really top water fish. Two, from everything I’ve heard their attacks on humans are generally caused by humans messing with them (because of the perception that they are docile).


40 posted on 12/17/2010 1:07:50 PM PST by laxcoach (Government is greedy. Taxpayers who want their own money are not greedy.)
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To: Verginius Rufus

“Drzime pivo” pronounced: “Der-zhee-me peevo”


41 posted on 12/17/2010 1:08:36 PM PST by montyspython
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To: frithguild

I had a baby (5ft) bull take a run at my stomach once from 20 ft below. He turned away about 2 ft below me. It was scary as hell.


42 posted on 12/17/2010 1:09:25 PM PST by laxcoach (Government is greedy. Taxpayers who want their own money are not greedy.)
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To: laxcoach

The picture is showing the belly of the shark, not the dorsal area.


43 posted on 12/17/2010 1:11:08 PM PST by montyspython
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To: frithguild
I call Shenanigans! This is a dogfish, which is about 3 feet in size.

You can tell by the missing anal fin


44 posted on 12/17/2010 1:14:00 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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To: dfwgator

The article forgot to mention that the shark was named “Archduke Ferdinand”.


45 posted on 12/17/2010 1:15:36 PM PST by montyspython
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To: laxcoach
Check out the size of the pectoral fins in front, and how far back the the dorsal fin is.

I thought that too at first, but your looking at the belly only. The picture is of a 3 foot dogfish. It is the only kind of shark that lacks anal fins.

46 posted on 12/17/2010 1:20:54 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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To: montyspython

Story of The Month Award.
hold my beer bump!


47 posted on 12/17/2010 1:21:36 PM PST by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: frithguild
Ok... I see the perspective now. But I also see an anal fin. I circled it in red.


48 posted on 12/17/2010 1:30:59 PM PST by laxcoach (Government is greedy. Taxpayers who want their own money are not greedy.)
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49 posted on 12/17/2010 1:30:59 PM PST by Bokababe (Save Christian Kosovo! http://www.savekosovo.org)
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To: montyspython

God Protects drunks, idiots and Serbs — and sometimes all three!

This is the funniest story I’ve heard in a very long time!


50 posted on 12/17/2010 1:33:03 PM PST by Bokababe (Save Christian Kosovo! http://www.savekosovo.org)
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