Too Tubby for Tinsel Town

The Right Network ^ | 12-21-2010 | Brian Cherry

[The_Tick_01]

Is Christina Hendricks too fat? I don’t know. Does Baskin Robbins have too many flavors? Is Rudolph’s nose too shiny? Was Mother Theresa selfless? Are the fellas from the National Organization of Women too shrill and judgmental?

Well okay, the answer to that last one is “yes”, but any guy with a functional “Y” chromosome and an IQ higher than of the average Sponge Bob character would answer a resounding “NO” regarding the lovely Ms. Hendricks and the state of her figure. Ever since she appeared on the hit AMC show “Mad Men”, Christina has done for the male population as a whole what Viagra is supposed to do for men in the throes of a raging midlife crisis. Of course her curvaceous figure is a break from what has become the accepted norm, and that means that the media is going to push back against this curvy anomaly.

Last January Christina Hendricks showed up that the Golden Globe Awards in a ruffled dress from designer Christian Siriano. New York Times fashion blogger, Cathy Horyn, quoted a stylist who said regarding Christina that “You don’t put a big girl in a big dress. That’s rule number one.” By now most of us know that the terms like “Husky”, “Rubenesque”, and “Big Girl” are just code words for “fat ass”.

[The_Tick_01]

Sing it brother!!!!!

[Doc Savage]

I’d hit it! And then I’d hit it again, and again, and again. Well, you get the idea!

[Dr. Ursus]

Serena Williams has “curves”

[Pigsley]

Oh, dear...you all must Google little the NYT fashionista, Christian! What a horribly ugly little girlyboy. I do believe he is a bit jealous of this beautiful woman. Must really bother him that she has breasts and that men like them.

This little POS is probably running around screaming about Wookie being so fabulously fit and an INTERNATIONAL STYLE ICON! Bwahahahahhaaaaa!

[Poser]

I’m a sucker for a redhead with big hooters.

[puppypusher]

Nice looking young lady there.She seems Ideal too me.

[Poser]

[GSP.FAN]

[AU72]

A woman like her you can squeeze all you want without putting her in traction.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

hubbala

[Mich Patriot]

I'm not necessarily a boob guy, but I still say NOT GUILTY.

[massgopguy]

“Hello boys, get a good night’s sleep last night?” - Mel Brooks

“My eyes are up here Homer.”
“I’ve made my choice.”

[reg45]

Christina Hendricks is fat in all the right places!!!

[Dick Bachert]

She’s a Southern gal from Knowville. And they’re all hers!

[EyeGuy]

Real men like women with upholstery.

The fags that dictate taste in Hollywood want everyone (women and men) to look like their ultimate desires:

The skinny, angular hairless 14 year old boy.

[Little Ray]

I kinda likee Renee Zellwinger as Bridget Jones, and Jewel Staite in Firefly, before she lost all the weight. This lady is definitely gorgeous.
Women need to have curves. Those size 0 models are creepy...

[Mich Patriot]

[GenXteacher]

Hottie-pingworthy..

[scott0347]

Not Guily

[scott0347]

* guilty

[MaryFromMichigan]

Not Guily?
:)

[Adder]

Last pic: Jeez, girl, lose the make up...look at yourself in post 7.

[pingman]

Yeah; seeing “Christina Hendricks” & “Golden Globes” in the same sentence made me smile a lecherous grin.

BTW, my niece’s band played CH’s wedding; they thought CH was a real sweetheart of a person.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Better than a Twiggy any day!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

SCHWING!!

[pingman]

That’s an unusually nice set of knockers you have there.

[irishtenor]

Nice pair of knockers.

[isthisnickcool]

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“they thought CH was a real sweetheart of a person.”

Could that disposition be related to not having to starve onself to maintain one’s figure? Just sayin’...

[Sergio]

Bookmark.

[Sergio]

“What knockers!!!”

“Why zank you, herr doctor.”

[sodpoodle]

Seinfeld: They’re real and they are spectacular!!!

Someone had to!

BTW - have y’all noticed how many commercials now feature extra large everyday peeple? i.e. Overstocked - Home Depot - Lowes - local auto dealers.

Huge is hot - apparently;(

[Forgotten Amendments]

Hollywood and the fashion industry are run by women and gays. This is sick.

Did you see VALENTINE'S DAY? Every one of them except Queen Latifah (sp?) was emaciated. It was gross. I thought they were supposed to be sensitive to this now. It's sick and sad.

[Forgotten Amendments]

Hollywood and the fashion industry are run by women and gays. This is sick.

Did you see VALENTINE'S DAY? Every one of them except Queen Latifah (sp?) was emaciated. It was gross. I thought they were supposed to be sensitive to this now. It's sick and sad.

[Pigsley]

Wow.

Her face is pretty, too!

[llevrok]

I’m a sucker for a redhead with big hooters.

They sunburn easily

[Mich Patriot]

Yeah, I just realized the second pic I posted is pretty bad, because of the makeup.

[Pigsley]

Huge is Hot in the White House...or so Wookie screams as she chases little Barry around the bedroom.

Poor guy. I don't like him, but can you wish her on any man? I think she has his “set” in a pickle jar in the back of the White House fridge.

Just imagine waking up to that...um...thing.

[Vendome]

She is one of America’s finest Hitizens.

[Mich Patriot]

"They sunburn easily"

I guess I'd have to keep her in the house. :)

[antiRepublicrat]

If that’s fat, then we have truly put the anorexic look on a pedestal. She’s not even “Rubenesque” by any measure, and his woman had smaller breasts.

[Vendome]

They rugburn pretty easily too...

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

I’d go through that like Sherman through Atlanta!

[Paddyboy]

Like my dear departed drinking buddy Charlie used to say...”Thats what ****ing is all about”

[Cheburashka]

What?!? Price on request?!? Special order?!?

Oh. They’re talking about the dress.

Never mind.

[Logic n' Reason]

She is a dream!

And with the red hair!!! WOW!

[Cheburashka]

She’s a Southern gal from Knowville. And they’re all hers!

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Reviewing my copy of Firefly makes me doubt that second sentence.

[PzLdr]

Gene Wilder: “Great knockers!”

Terri Garr: “Thank you very much”

[smokingfrog]

[Finny]

They rugburn pretty easily too...

You animal!