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Matt Drudge to unveil the new Drudge PANIC Report [sarcasm]
Vanity

Posted on 03/16/2011 8:31:32 AM PDT by topher

Matt Drudge announced he is going to take a step further in spreading WORLDWIDE PANIC with his new DRUDGE PANIC REPORT.

The first edition will feature an Al Gore interview on Global Warming and how temperatures will reach 160 at the North pole in just 5 years...

Also in this first edition will be an interview with Chicken Little to explain the Scientific Basis for his Sky is falling prediction.

[Sarcasm is now turned /off ]


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: disaster; drudgereport; gloom; mattattack; sacasm
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Matt Drudge is known for his sensationalist headlines to get hits on his web page.

This is meant to poke some humor at him, and at the same time to get people to start taking deep breaths before reading some of the stuff on the Internet.

Matt recently had a false report of 10 foot tsunami on his website. It turned out it was basically something reported by a helicopter that was not verified.

Please remember some of these web sites and Cable TV is out to hike their ratings.

Take a deep breath before reading some things on the Internet.

Of course, if you go to places like the Huffington Post or CNN, there is no hope for you...

1 posted on 03/16/2011 8:31:36 AM PDT by topher
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To: topher

I may be panicked out....


2 posted on 03/16/2011 8:33:25 AM PDT by woofie
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To: topher

Anything and I mean anything from the prisonplanet web site would qualify.


3 posted on 03/16/2011 8:34:53 AM PDT by Peter from Rutland
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To: topher
I'll give this vanity a

6.6

Let's see what the East German judge says.
4 posted on 03/16/2011 8:37:37 AM PDT by TonyInOhio ( Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.)
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To: topher

We need the same panic button here on FR on multiple posters with the threads that contain the words “Fukushima reactor”...


5 posted on 03/16/2011 8:38:07 AM PDT by max americana
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To: max americana

We sure do!


6 posted on 03/16/2011 8:40:02 AM PDT by unkus
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To: max americana; unkus
You just need an upgrade to your keyboard.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

7 posted on 03/16/2011 8:45:32 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: topher

8 posted on 03/16/2011 8:49:22 AM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: topher

9 posted on 03/16/2011 8:51:15 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!)
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To: topher

Thanks, did you file your Vanity under the Panic Vanity or Vanity Report section?


10 posted on 03/16/2011 8:53:46 AM PDT by Palter (If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. ~ Mark Twain)
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To: topher

Does that mean that I have to think about and question every sensational report I read? My God...(sigh). Next thing you know, you won’t be able to trust all those statements from “unnamed sources.”


11 posted on 03/16/2011 8:53:58 AM PDT by immadashell
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Does that mean that I have to think about and question every sensational report I read? My God...(sigh). Next thing you know, you won’t be able to trust all those statements from “unnamed sources.”

How about "consensus science"? Is that not to be trusted, also?

12 posted on 03/16/2011 8:59:44 AM PDT by immadashell
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To: topher
Guess what - it's true.


13 posted on 03/16/2011 9:23:14 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: topher

All day yesterday he had a link to the Fukushima weather forecast using the words “Nuclear snow”.


14 posted on 03/16/2011 9:25:32 AM PDT by Constitutionalist Conservative (Two blogs for the price of none!)
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To: topher

I personally believe everything that I read on the internet & see on messnbc or cnn. I even believe npr should get four times the taxpayer funds they now get because of they’re excellent record at being non - biased.
I am also being committed to a rubber room at 18:00 hrs.


15 posted on 03/16/2011 9:28:43 AM PDT by certrtwngnut
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To: topher

Unless the world ends due to Fukushima, Drudge has lost all credibility.


16 posted on 03/16/2011 9:32:10 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: topher
Take a deep breath before reading some things on the Internet.


17 posted on 03/16/2011 9:38:37 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: ErnBatavia
“Take a deep breath before reading some things on the
Internet.”

I thought that quote was from Lincoln's vice president, Emo Phillips,,,

18 posted on 03/16/2011 10:10:34 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
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To: certrtwngnut
Your sarcastic response sound like the average person on the Huffington Post...

I imagine the averape person that reads/comments on Huffington Post wants NPR funding quadrupled.

And they probably believe everything on the Internet, unless it is a right wing website like FreeRepublic

19 posted on 03/16/2011 10:11:06 AM PDT by topher (Traditional values -- especially family values -- are the values that time has proven them to work)
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To: max americana
I was able last night to get the Admin Moderator to change the title of a Breaking News Story as well as change it from Breaking News to just News.

This was a story titled: Japan abandons Nuke Plant.

The new title was Japan temporarily pulls back Workers at Nuke Plant.

I would have to research what the titles actually were, but some Freepers were in Panic Mode because of what some Freepers were posting...

It is part of my why for this poke fun at Matt Drudge thread.

20 posted on 03/16/2011 10:19:47 AM PDT by topher (Traditional values -- especially family values -- are the values that time has proven them to work)
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