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Scranton woman hides heroin, money, loose change in herself
The Times-Tribune (Scranton PA) ^
| 3/17/2011
| DENIS J. O'MALLEY
Posted on 03/17/2011 8:16:03 PM PDT by Born Conservative
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To: tired&retired; Lazamataz; mikrofon; martin_fierro
It’s a good thing that this article had no pics of her!!!! Actually, I'm thinking Laz might hit it--although, if he did, things might pop out! Sort of a Pennsylvania Paraphernalia Piñata!
To: tired&retired; Lazamataz; mikrofon; martin_fierro
"Hey, Joe Biden, they call me the Home Depot of Scranton PA!"
To: martin_fierro; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; edpc; al baby; grey_whiskers; ...
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posted on
03/17/2011 9:43:54 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: baddog 219
or this punch line:
i dont know who the guys on the left and right are, but thats willie nelson in the middle
To: Charles Henrickson
To: tired&retired
That’s the same person. Check her photo albums at that site.
To: mylife
Yeah, I was scratching my head about that 22 cents
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posted on
03/17/2011 10:26:14 PM PDT
by
Figment
("A communist is someone who reads Marx.An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx" R Reagan)
To: Born Conservative
Larry David - “I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina.” ..
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posted on
03/17/2011 11:55:02 PM PDT
by
Cyman
To: Born Conservative
She ought to look into getting a zipper.
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posted on
03/18/2011 12:12:46 AM PDT
by
scott7278
("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
To: tired&retired
Apparently, when she had that little girl, she was also able to provide change for the entire labor and delivery staff to get coffee from the vending machine.
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posted on
03/18/2011 2:34:26 AM PDT
by
edpc
(Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
To: Born Conservative
They also found a TV, three computers, and a marching band.
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posted on
03/18/2011 2:36:24 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(It is Satan's fault)
To: Figment
The $51.00 was in penny rolls too.
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posted on
03/18/2011 3:57:15 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(The problem with the internet, you're never sure the accuracy of the quotes. ~ Abraham Lincoln, 1865)
To: Born Conservative
Finally, someplace safe to park my Rolls.
To: Charles Henrickson; Born Conservative; martin_fierro
Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser Then there was that tell-tale jingle-jangling sound....
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posted on
03/18/2011 6:26:57 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(NOT a coin slot...)
To: Charles Henrickson
I’d make noises with that one.
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posted on
03/18/2011 6:56:42 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Born Conservative
The Money Quote: "[Karin] told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina. "
That's mah future wife, raht thar!
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posted on
03/18/2011 7:11:36 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Eaker
To: martin_fierro
Watt evil lurks in the hearts of men...
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posted on
03/18/2011 7:42:17 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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