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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz

Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

You’ve got it all wrong man.

You’re suppose to demand that they cover themselves from head to toe in a black potatoe sack so you won’t be tempted to hit it.

Infidel.


161 posted on 04/01/2011 11:08:01 AM PDT by EvasiveManuever (Shakespeare got it wrong. Not the lawyers... journalists.)
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To: Lazamataz

I suspect the real Laz is dead and you’re an impostor. It’s the only thing that makes any sense.


162 posted on 04/01/2011 11:58:56 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Lees Swrd

You are One. Sick. Puppy.


163 posted on 04/01/2011 12:17:19 PM PDT by houeto (Government derives its just powers from the consent of the governed.)
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To: humblegunner; ShadowAce; HANG THE EXPENSE; brewcrew; Bikkuri; paws_and_whiskers; Brett66; ...
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!
Of course I'd hit it.


164 posted on 04/01/2011 12:28:31 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz

I don’t think anyone was holding their breath, waiting for you to start hanging out on the poetry threads.


165 posted on 04/01/2011 12:34:20 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan
I don’t think anyone was holding their breath, waiting for you to start hanging out on the poetry threads.

Well, maybe I can.

What rhymes with 'Nantucket'?

166 posted on 04/01/2011 12:35:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz

*whew* For a while there I thought this was the beginning of the end and FR was doomed.


167 posted on 04/01/2011 12:36:29 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
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To: Lazamataz

Barf bucket.


168 posted on 04/01/2011 12:39:13 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Lazamataz

OMGosh. This is all my fault, isn’t it, isn’t it! I was just kidding about robbing you out of the cradle! Gee whiz. Get over it.


169 posted on 04/01/2011 12:42:03 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz
***What rhymes with 'Nantucket'?***

I KNOW, I KNOW (blush)

170 posted on 04/01/2011 12:43:50 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: Lazamataz

I’ll bet the word “incorrigible” occurs many many times in your Permant Record!


171 posted on 04/01/2011 12:44:10 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
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To: Lazamataz

BREAKING NEWS: Laz would hit it

In other news, water is wet

Film at 11


172 posted on 04/01/2011 12:44:54 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Of course Laz would hit it!)
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To: Lazamataz

That would be “Permanent Record”, of course.


173 posted on 04/01/2011 12:46:10 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
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To: Lazamataz

BWAHAHAAA!!!! - POST OF THE DAY!!


174 posted on 04/01/2011 12:48:03 PM PDT by Ladysmith ("There is no right that allows one person to place a burden on another." - Quinn)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz is Back!!!
 



175 posted on 04/01/2011 12:48:28 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
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To: Lazamataz

You should probably have the Mods take the ‘ow’ out of the middle of this thread’s title.


176 posted on 04/01/2011 12:49:08 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan
Lazamataz Vs. Celibacy.

I *LIKE* IT!

Winnnnaaaahhhh and stilll chammmmpppeeeeennnnnnnnn....... LOL

177 posted on 04/01/2011 12:51:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz

Maybe Lazamataz will get stuck in a Groundhog loop today. Everyday will be April the 1st.


178 posted on 04/01/2011 12:54:46 PM PDT by LowOiL ("Abomination" sure sounds like "ObamaNation" to me.)
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To: Lazamataz

NO MORE FLIRTING?

(Quick, someone call The Enquirer, Laz’s body has been taken over by aliens!!)


179 posted on 04/01/2011 12:55:46 PM PDT by Politicalmom ("We are an 'entitlement' society and we need to move towards being an 'empowerment' society"-H. Cain)
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To: Lazamataz; All; Everybody; nobody in particular; FReepers; FRiends
Oh thank goodness.

Now everyone can hit this:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2698300/posts?page=109#109

180 posted on 04/01/2011 1:00:51 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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