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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz

Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.

Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.

Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazwouldnothitit; napl; narcissus; waitwhat
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To: Lazamataz

You’ve got it all wrong man.

You’re suppose to demand that they cover themselves from head to toe in a black potatoe sack so you won’t be tempted to hit it.

Infidel.


161 posted on 04/01/2011 11:08:01 AM PDT by EvasiveManuever (Shakespeare got it wrong. Not the lawyers... journalists.)
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To: Lazamataz

I suspect the real Laz is dead and you’re an impostor. It’s the only thing that makes any sense.


162 posted on 04/01/2011 11:58:56 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Lees Swrd

You are One. Sick. Puppy.


163 posted on 04/01/2011 12:17:19 PM PDT by houeto (Government derives its just powers from the consent of the governed.)
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To: humblegunner; ShadowAce; HANG THE EXPENSE; brewcrew; Bikkuri; paws_and_whiskers; Brett66; ...
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!
Of course I'd hit it.


164 posted on 04/01/2011 12:28:31 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz

I don’t think anyone was holding their breath, waiting for you to start hanging out on the poetry threads.


165 posted on 04/01/2011 12:34:20 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan
I don’t think anyone was holding their breath, waiting for you to start hanging out on the poetry threads.

Well, maybe I can.

What rhymes with 'Nantucket'?

166 posted on 04/01/2011 12:35:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz

*whew* For a while there I thought this was the beginning of the end and FR was doomed.


167 posted on 04/01/2011 12:36:29 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
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To: Lazamataz

Barf bucket.


168 posted on 04/01/2011 12:39:13 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Lazamataz

OMGosh. This is all my fault, isn’t it, isn’t it! I was just kidding about robbing you out of the cradle! Gee whiz. Get over it.


169 posted on 04/01/2011 12:42:03 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz
***What rhymes with 'Nantucket'?***

I KNOW, I KNOW (blush)

170 posted on 04/01/2011 12:43:50 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: Lazamataz

I’ll bet the word “incorrigible” occurs many many times in your Permant Record!


171 posted on 04/01/2011 12:44:10 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
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To: Lazamataz

BREAKING NEWS: Laz would hit it

In other news, water is wet

Film at 11


172 posted on 04/01/2011 12:44:54 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Of course Laz would hit it!)
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To: Lazamataz

That would be “Permanent Record”, of course.


173 posted on 04/01/2011 12:46:10 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
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To: Lazamataz

BWAHAHAAA!!!! - POST OF THE DAY!!


174 posted on 04/01/2011 12:48:03 PM PDT by Ladysmith ("There is no right that allows one person to place a burden on another." - Quinn)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz is Back!!!
 



175 posted on 04/01/2011 12:48:28 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
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To: Lazamataz

You should probably have the Mods take the ‘ow’ out of the middle of this thread’s title.


176 posted on 04/01/2011 12:49:08 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan
Lazamataz Vs. Celibacy.

I *LIKE* IT!

Winnnnaaaahhhh and stilll chammmmpppeeeeennnnnnnnn....... LOL

177 posted on 04/01/2011 12:51:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz

Maybe Lazamataz will get stuck in a Groundhog loop today. Everyday will be April the 1st.


178 posted on 04/01/2011 12:54:46 PM PDT by LowOiL ("Abomination" sure sounds like "ObamaNation" to me.)
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To: Lazamataz

NO MORE FLIRTING?

(Quick, someone call The Enquirer, Laz’s body has been taken over by aliens!!)


179 posted on 04/01/2011 12:55:46 PM PDT by Politicalmom ("We are an 'entitlement' society and we need to move towards being an 'empowerment' society"-H. Cain)
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To: Lazamataz; All; Everybody; nobody in particular; FReepers; FRiends
Oh thank goodness.

Now everyone can hit this:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2698300/posts?page=109#109

180 posted on 04/01/2011 1:00:51 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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