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The 7 Biggest Mistakes Newbie Baby Namers Make
Parent Dish ^ | Apr 7, 2011 | Pamela Satran and Linda Rosenkrantz

Posted on 04/16/2011 11:46:10 PM PDT by TheDingoAteMyBaby

There are few things more thrilling in life than having your first baby. But newbie baby namers are prone to making some mistakes that more experienced name choosers are able to avoid.

If you're choosing a baby name for the first time, don't make one of these seven common mistakes:

1. Believing that the names that were popular -- and creative -- when you were a kid still have the same status.

Name tastes have changed radically over the last decade or two. Goodbye, Jessica and Josh, hello Layla and Serenity, Landon and Tristan -- all top 100 names.

2. Thinking that the playground rules are the same as they were back in the day.

Kids no longer get teased for having names that are unique, androgynous, exotic or hard to pronounce or spell. Rather, name diversity is celebrated.

3. Letting your parents have too much say in the baby's name.

Baby names can undoubtedly be a fun topic of family conversation. But the person who changes the diapers at 3 a.m. gets to name the baby.

4. Clinging too tightly to the name you always swore you'd give your first child.

A lot of people -- let's face it: girls -- spend their childhoods coming up with fanciful names they want to give their children. But if that name you always loved has suddenly become uber-popular or clashes with your new last name, let it go.

5. Caring too much about how cool the name choice makes you look.

Sure, pregnancy is cooler than it used to be, with cuter clothes and celebrity role models. But putting a name's cool factor above all else won't make little Bronx's life very easy.

6. Not considering subsequent children's names.

First-time namers are likely to think about, well, their first child's name, but if you name Baby No. 1 Tallulah, then you pretty much rule out Lula, Lila, Delilah, Sula, Tally and maybe even Louis for subsequent children.

7. Not realizing that there's going to be a real live baby ... and child ... and, eventually, grownup on the other end of the naming decision.

We get it that it can seem like your pregnancy is all about you. Sometimes, it can almost come as a shock when an actual baby emerges in the delivery room, instantly asserting her own needs and personality. Try to keep that little (and eventually big) person in mind when you choose the name she'll live with forever.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babies; babynames; children; names; parenting; parents
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To: cotton
That last name choice shows a lack of charity =^)

CC

161 posted on 04/17/2011 9:16:30 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (Wisdom comes from experience. Experience comes from a lack of wisdom.)
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To: TheDingoAteMyBaby; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day

Sue turned out alright.

162 posted on 04/17/2011 9:26:17 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: cotton
My neighbors named their triplets: Faith, Hope and Richard.

But the greatest of these is Richard?

163 posted on 04/17/2011 9:26:37 AM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: TigersEye

On the other hand you have Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.


164 posted on 04/17/2011 9:28:10 AM PDT by Erasmus (I love "The Raven," but then what do I know? I'm just a poetaster.)
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To: TheDingoAteMyBaby

165 posted on 04/17/2011 9:28:57 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: cotton
More seriously.

If I had girls, I've always been partial to Faith and Hope. Grace/Gracie has always been my favorite. My buddy named one of his daughters Mercy

166 posted on 04/17/2011 9:31:51 AM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears

Why don’t you just say,

“Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears; common spelling.”


167 posted on 04/17/2011 9:46:45 AM PDT by Erasmus (I love "The Raven," but then what do I know? I'm just a poetaster.)
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To: mountn man

I have relatives who names their three girls Faith, Hope and Grace.

And then there was one poor girl named Emily McPartland. Unfortunately some kid started calling her Enema McFartland. The name stuck.


168 posted on 04/17/2011 10:22:18 AM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Hotmetal; Allegra

Yes, of course that is the girl’s name in Tequila Mockingbird. Hope they don’t name the boy Boo.


169 posted on 04/17/2011 10:32:08 AM PDT by golux
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To: mountn man

Is she any relation to my friend Vincent A. Cianci, Jr.?


170 posted on 04/17/2011 10:34:34 AM PDT by golux
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To: ladyjane

My youngest granddaughter is named Kendell. One of my daughter’s neighbors started calling her Kendellicious and now everyone is calling her Lish.


171 posted on 04/17/2011 10:37:39 AM PDT by surrey
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To: Yaelle

Yeah. Funny


172 posted on 04/17/2011 10:40:24 AM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: TheDingoAteMyBaby
Sure, pregnancy is cooler than it used to be, with cuter clothes and celebrity role models. But putting a name's cool factor above all else won't make little Bronx's life very easy.

Love this one at #5, right after the authors say that the rules have changed, just three 'rules' earlier.

Fact of the matter is that naming little darling something that you think is special and beautiful has no bearing whatsoever on whether the child actually becomes special or beautiful. That takes actual parenting.

In the meantime, regular names for children are just fine, thank you. The 'special' comes from the child, not the name.

173 posted on 04/17/2011 10:41:49 AM PDT by Colonel_Flagg ("It's hard to take the president seriously." - Jim DeMint)
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To: Nea Wood

LOL speaking of initials, I went to a girl whose name spelled aout SAP..Shirley Ann Petty.


174 posted on 04/17/2011 10:46:35 AM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: Shimmer1

You remind me that the President of the United States, i.e., Barack Hussein or Barry Soetoro or something like that, (probably, but not necessarily, and I don’t mean to be judgmental) is perhaps the only man on Earth who would find nothing amusing about this thread.


175 posted on 04/17/2011 10:49:43 AM PDT by golux
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To: surrey

Kindle is the name for a group of kittens.
Just found that out watching a pet show the other day.
Cute.


176 posted on 04/17/2011 10:53:17 AM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: All

Should read ‘went to school with a girl named..’


177 posted on 04/17/2011 11:03:09 AM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: ansel12; TheDingoAteMyBaby

You think you’ve got problems...


178 posted on 04/17/2011 11:04:48 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: mountn man

There was a notorious Texas stripper named Candy Barr.
Involved with mobsters, Jack Ruby.
Real name; Juanita Slusher of Edna, Texas.
Quite a dish.


179 posted on 04/17/2011 11:07:31 AM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: Allegra

Demi Moore (once married to Bruce Willis) named her daughter Scout and aother Rumor.


180 posted on 04/17/2011 11:11:35 AM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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