ROFLMAO. Is that from Shot-in-the-Facebook?
Posted on 05/04/2011 10:09:28 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets
Please submit your entry in the OBL's last words contest. Winners will be selected at COB 6-Jumada-Al-Thani, 1432, Mecca time. Peace be on you.
ROFLMAO. Is that from Shot-in-the-Facebook?
If Osama bin Laden had required three times a week dialysis for failure kidneys back from 2001, how did the 911 mastermind got treaments required to survive? Did they find dialysis equipment in the compound?
What’s SEAL pizza?
His last words were those stamped on the bullet which read, “You have the right to remain silent.”
What do you mean you took it to the dry-cleaner?
“I am da real slim shady!”
I’m sure some wealthy Saudis financed the best doctors and equipment for him.
I don’t watch Letterman but the paper I get prints his top 10 list and here it was for
Monday, May 2, 2011
Top Ten Final Words Of Osama bin Laden
10.
“My horoscope says ‘Big surprises are in store’”
9.
“See, this is why I normally don’t answer the door”
8.
“The one time I give my bodyguards a day off to go to the zoo...”
7.
“What on earth could be interrupting ‘Celebrity Apprentice’?”
6.
“I hear Brian Williams is on Dave to discuss my imminent demise”
5.
“At least I’ll be reunited with my dear departed friend Jack LaLanne”
4.
“I’m not sure I want to live in a world where ‘Fast Five’ is the #1 movie”
3.
“Any man with multiple wives welcomes death. Am I right, fellas?”
2.
“I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in the head”
1.
“Oh, crap!”
"Who's there?"
"U.S. Navy SEALs!"
"U.S. Navy SE- ... uh oh ..."
Alright, time to get my 72 virgins.
“When you read me my rights, please do so in my native language, ok?”
“Do you have a warrant?”
“I demand you let me call my attorney?”
“Jesus Christ! How’d you get in here?”
“But, I have a tee time with President Obama on Tuesday.”
Okay, okay, I’ll pay the parking ticket!
I take it that you’re not from Meals on Wheels?
Can you wait just one minute while I comb my beard for the 72 virgins?
Osama who? Oh, he’s the guy next door.
Well, you won’t be getting a Ramadan card this year!
Can you wait just one second while I get my FAT wife to stand behind?
The bitch is too skinny.
“I am Spartacus!”
“9/11? Wrong guy. Wasn’t me, I was out getting a pack of smokes.”
72 virgins, here I come.
Where are you taking Me?
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