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THE OFFICIAL LAST FRIDAY EVER BEFORE DOOMSDAY SILLINESS THREAD
Posted on 05/20/2011 8:31:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: OB1kNOb
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:43:16 AM PDT
by
EnigmaticAnomaly
("Mantra of the left: 'It's only okay when WE do it.'")
To: matt1234
Remember to clean the house, and put on clean underwear! Don't want the looters to think you were a slob. ;-)
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:43:23 AM PDT
by
SubMareener
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:44:36 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(The stench of dependency is a sickening smell. Strive to become an asset, not a liability.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:45:52 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(The stench of dependency is a sickening smell. Strive to become an asset, not a liability.)
To: Lucky9teen
Finally....a WalMart shopper to be proud of.
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:46:11 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: Jayster
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:46:48 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(You are either the doer, or the dude)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:47:04 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(The stench of dependency is a sickening smell. Strive to become an asset, not a liability.)
To: Lucky9teen
On a road through a desert in Arizona, a preacher named Nathaniel Evans walked every day, preaching to the many people who roared past in their cars.
“Repent, the End of the World is Nigh!” was his constant theme.
One day, as he was walking, he came to a big lever in the middle of nowhere, just by the side of the road. ‘Pull this to end the world’ said the sign on it.
Now Nathaniel saw this as the perfect spot for him to preach, and soon many automobiles were parked nearby, the people all swayed by his powerful elocution.
All was well, until there were so many people, and so many cars, that the road was nearly blocked. Then a big 18-wheel rig came down the highway, and couldn’t stop in time. The driver had a choice: run over Nathaniel, or run over the Lever.
As the driver explained to the Highway Patrol later, he actually had no choice. Pointing to the red smear on the road that used to be Nathaniel Evans, he said “Better Nate than Lever.”
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:47:07 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:48:27 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Palin's detractors now resort to "nobody believes she can win because nobody believes she can win")
To: OB1kNOb
Not really silly, but the first time I ever heard REM’s song was in my first year of architecture grad school moments before we were to turn in our projects for critique. Needless to say, the crits did not go well.
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:49:43 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Lucky9teen
My little dog was chewing on somthing out in the back yard.
I went out and saw it was a shingle.
I said, “What are you eating?”
He replied, “Roof”
Realizing my dog had grasped the English language, I asked him, “When will Jesus return?”
He replied, “No one but our Father in heaven knows the date or time, it could happen in the next second or in one thousand years.”
I said to him, “My faith is Christ remains as always. I am ready. Let God’s will be done.”
He said, “Mine too, but can I have another dog cookie for being honest?”
I gave him one.
To: Lucky9teen
Isaiah 26:19 (KJV) Thy dead [men] shall live, [together with] my dead body shall they arise.
Awake and sing, ye that dwell in dust: for thy dew [is as] the dew of herbs, and the earth shall cast out the dead.
Zombie warning level: RED
To: Lucky9teen
Before I got to your list of songs, the first one to come to mind was Gimme Shelter.
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:52:20 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: OB1kNOb
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:52:45 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:55:09 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Lucky9teen
Blue Oyster Cult — Don’t Fear the Reaper
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:55:52 AM PDT
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:55:57 AM PDT
by
Psycho_Bunny
(Public employee unions are the barbarian hordes of our time.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:57:18 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(The stench of dependency is a sickening smell. Strive to become an asset, not a liability.)
To: Hoffer Rand
Blue Oyster Cult — Don’t Fear the Reaper I've always thought that song needed a little more of something, but I can't figure out exactly what...
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:57:26 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Pan_Yan
We’ve only got 30 hours to get everything done.How do we know it's 30 hours? Do we know what time zone this is kicking off in? Is it going by Greenwich? Israel? Inquiring minds want to know.
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posted on
05/20/2011 8:59:09 AM PDT
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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