Posted on 06/21/2011 5:59:36 PM PDT by Morgana
Words fail.
Sick. What has been visualized can’t be unvisualized.
“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,”
Voyeurism is the least of this perp’s mental issues.
Sounds like an episode I saw on X-Files.
When the guy is covered in crap, nobody attempts to grab him. It is a 100% escape plan.
Problem is human feces is very bad for you. He has been exposed to some seriously bad diseases, and will probably die from infection. They will find him dead behind a dumpster soon.
He was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes at the time......................................... So what? All you have to do to find him is follow your nose. ;o)
And he smelled like s***.
—someone went to prison in Colorado about fifteen years ago for a similar offense—I always wondered what nickname the cons gave him in prison—maybe he got out?
But who would want to try and apprehend him?
I don’t know anyone who would want to touch that.
Taze him, then hose him off.
He was at a Yoga festival. Maybe he was practicing a confinement posture.
That would work, yes.
I can imagine that being used to hose him down out of a tree.
Honestly, you cannot make up anything weirder than what is happening right now.
Again?
How many of these sick monkeys are out there?
Don’;t they put formaldehyde in those toilets to keep down the stink? That couldn’t be too good for him.
This is a recent “well, THAT takes the cake” winner, at least for me. Saw this elsewhere and found it already posted here, and you un-pinged.
There just ain’t that much room in the tank. Not that I’ve ever tried to get into one, but I’ve used them for their intended purpose a good many times. It seems odd a “very tall” man could fit. Must be pretty flexible.
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