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Boulder police: Feces-stained man hid in portable toilet tank, escaped chase
dailycamera.com ^ | June 21, 2011 | Mitchell Byars

Posted on 06/23/2011 11:21:04 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

Boulder police are looking for a man who hid in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival before running off.

A woman at the Hanuman Festival went into the portable toilet Friday and noticed something moving in the tank when she lifted the lid, according to police spokeswoman Kim Kobel.

The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.

The man told police he saw something moving under a tarp, and when he left the toilet he heard it lock from the inside.

A security supervisor then waited outside for the person to emerge.

When he did, the supervisor tried to get him to sit down, Kobel said, but he ran off, covered in feces.

The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair.

Witnesses also said he had cuts on his back and arms. Some at the festival said he might be a transient who goes by the name "Sky."

Kobel said police are not sure how he was able to squeeze into the tank or what he was doing there.

He is being sought on suspicion of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: boulder; doodyhead; perv; toilet
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To: apillar

Yep, what a crazy mind that dude has.


21 posted on 06/23/2011 11:55:57 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Maybe this is just the last place he went looking for one of Obama’s jobs.


22 posted on 06/23/2011 11:58:51 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Anyone suggests pics needs their head examined.


23 posted on 06/23/2011 12:30:26 PM PDT by wiggen (The teacher card. When the racism card just won't work.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The mistake was letting the creep get out of the tank. They should have nailed a plank over the hole.


24 posted on 06/23/2011 1:30:01 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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