Posted on 07/06/2011 11:17:33 AM PDT by DFG
“No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her sh@t.”
OR:
“If it flies, floats or effs, don’t buy it, rent it.”
YUMMAY!!
“Need your eyes checked!? Sears Optical has a special going on right now...”
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I have 20-15 in my right eye, 20-20 in my left. No, I do not care for women that are built like that. too tomboyish for my tastes.
I need a marylin monroe/jane russel/scarlet johansen/christina hendricks/monica bellucci/catherine zeta jones/sophia loren kinda bodacious body with buns and ta-tas to get my blood pumping.
That girl that wont return the ring is just plain ugly from the neck down. I also don’t like sun tans and sun faded hair.
omg! I forgot beyonce! gotta have me some beyonce too.
That’s what I’m talkin about!
Hideous. GUILTY.
“I guess she is worth a $76K ring.”
Only if her boobs were larger.
You forgot Selma Hayek! ;-)
Now that’s more like it.
He’s clearly not the brightest crayon in the box but she (along with her father) should be ashamed of herself for taking advantage of his obvious generosity. You have to be an enormous scumbag to take advantage of those who have an IQ dwelling somewhere in the basement region.
Perhaps he stole the line from somebody else, but I believe that's attributed to Chris Rock and one of his more famous comedy concerts that was filmed.
“Yeah. With the lady whose picture you posted, it could easily be called “A heapin’ helpin’”
I believe that is Salma Hayek, a Mexican cutie
No less classy than sending your proposal in the mail. Now he knows why you propose in person, that way if she says no you never let go of the ring.
I have to agree. Voluptuous withOUT a tan is so hot. Seen too many tanned people in later years that are absolutely...that need to cover up!
I prefer “If it has t*ts or tyres you’re going to have trouble with it.”
Firestones
:)
>>>No less classy than sending your proposal in the mail. Now he knows why you propose in person, that way if she says no you never let go of the ring.<<<
I disagree. While mailing the proposal is rather odd, (probably a failed effort at being “creative”), and not too classy, it does not sink anywhere near the depths of classlessness and saying no and keeping the rock.
I agree with your second point. This should be a lesson to all you single men out there. Don’t actually let go of the ring, until you get the “Yes!”. :)
So, a classless man mails an engagement ring and a classless woman rejects his proposal but keeps it?
I’m shocked. Shocked!
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