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Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong go into a bar together.....
self | july 8, 2011 | self

Posted on 07/08/2011 6:20:10 PM PDT by beebuster2000

thats as far as i got, you take it from here. slow night in our house, obviously


TOPICS: Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: armstrong; bonds; clemens

1 posted on 07/08/2011 6:20:15 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000

Bartender says, “Where’s Tiger?”


2 posted on 07/08/2011 6:26:34 PM PDT by Baynative (Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
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To: Baynative

now that is funny.

PS: i am aware this is a dumb post i made


3 posted on 07/08/2011 6:30:20 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: Baynative

Lance asks “What’s brown and sticky?”

Barry answers “A stick!”.

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4 posted on 07/08/2011 6:31:55 PM PDT by donmeaker (I)
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To: beebuster2000

where did you leave the Bummer?


5 posted on 07/08/2011 6:32:03 PM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
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To: beebuster2000
John Kerry walks into a bar wearing his service medals.

Bartender says, "What is this ...a joke?"

6 posted on 07/08/2011 6:32:17 PM PDT by Baynative (Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
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To: beebuster2000

Is this a juice bar?


8 posted on 07/08/2011 6:34:07 PM PDT by Sparky1776
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To: Sparky1776
Is this a juice bar?

Winner so far, no question

9 posted on 07/08/2011 6:35:19 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000

Bartender says, “A pitch, a swing and nothing to Crow about.”

Bartender wasn’t that swift, either. ;-)


10 posted on 07/08/2011 6:36:21 PM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon
Side Bar, I hear some Jurors said Congress should be on trial for perjury not Clements.
11 posted on 07/08/2011 6:38:27 PM PDT by scooby321
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To: beebuster2000
Bartender to all three - Clemens, here's your pitcher.

Barry, if you insist on telling jokes they batter be clean.

Wow, Lance is so drunk his "Wheel is in the sky".

12 posted on 07/08/2011 6:41:17 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: scooby321

clemens is going to walk. the judge is already signaling he isnt buying the line that just because the trainer gave some other guy steroids means he gave clemens steroids.

they are going to have to prove he actually took them himself and i dont think they have him on that.

lance now, that could be different, he could be toast.


13 posted on 07/08/2011 6:41:19 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: decimon
Bartender says, “A pitch, a swing and nothing to Crow about.”

wow, tie for winner.

but i think that would be Crowe would it not?

14 posted on 07/08/2011 6:43:22 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000

“...a shot of Andro for me and my friends.”


15 posted on 07/08/2011 6:43:52 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: beebuster2000

Joe Biden walks into a bar...and wakes up in the hospital with a concussion.


16 posted on 07/08/2011 6:44:59 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: beebuster2000
but i think that would be Crowe would it not?

You made me do a search and it is Crow.

17 posted on 07/08/2011 6:47:11 PM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon

you are so right. i stand corrected. musta been thinking of her brother Russell


18 posted on 07/08/2011 6:49:51 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: Baynative
Bartender says, “Where’s Tiger?”

Dude, you sunk it on the first putt. Nice.

19 posted on 07/08/2011 6:53:08 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (Lovers ARE fighters)
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To: beebuster2000

Maybe Admiral Crowe: “Admiral William James Crowe, Jr. (January 2, 1925 – October 18, 2007) was a United States Navy Admiral who served as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under Presidents Ronald Reagan and George H. W. Bush, and as the ambassador to the United Kingdom under President Bill Clinton.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_J._Crowe


20 posted on 07/08/2011 6:55:58 PM PDT by decimon
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To: beebuster2000
we got a president that can't find his birth certificate. we got an economy in a depression that no one will admit. We got people up one side of government and down the other who won't pay their fair share of taxes.

And congress is going after Roger Clemens.

21 posted on 07/08/2011 6:56:05 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (Lovers ARE fighters)
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To: beebuster2000
Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong go into a bar together.....

And the bartender tells them, "You'd all better leave before I have your asterisks thrown out of here!"

22 posted on 07/08/2011 7:00:43 PM PDT by ARepublicanForAllReasons (The world will be a better place when humanity learns not to try to make it a perfect place)
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To: the invisib1e hand

This. Where’s Tiger is an awesome response.


23 posted on 07/08/2011 7:07:01 PM PDT by BenKenobi (Honkeys for Herman!)
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To: decimon


24 posted on 07/08/2011 7:08:36 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: Sparky1776

Winner. End the contest.


25 posted on 07/08/2011 7:54:48 PM PDT by Travis McGee (Castigo Cay is in print and on Kindle.)
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To: beebuster2000

Roger says, “I don’t care if I missed the strike zone again, Barry, he’s still only got one ball”


26 posted on 07/08/2011 8:48:21 PM PDT by dangus
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To: beebuster2000

The bartender says, “Which one of you left your wife for the skank that doesn’t use toilet paper?”


27 posted on 07/08/2011 8:49:17 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: beebuster2000

Roger and Barry both said:”We just took what this guy was pedaling”


28 posted on 07/08/2011 9:32:58 PM PDT by o-n-money
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To: beebuster2000

Roger may get a pass out of all of this. There were more potential jurors disqualified in the last couple of days than included in the jury pool because a lot of them said they had no respect for Congress and that Congressmen lied to each other and never got charged.

I thought that was hilarious and right on.


29 posted on 07/08/2011 10:41:15 PM PDT by secondamendmentkid
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To: beebuster2000

Roger may get a pass out of all of this. There were more potential jurors disqualified in the last couple of days than included in the jury pool because a lot of them said they had no respect for Congress and that Congressmen lied to each other and never got charged.

I thought that was hilarious and right on.


30 posted on 07/08/2011 10:41:56 PM PDT by secondamendmentkid
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To: Sparky1776

winner, sparky


31 posted on 07/08/2011 11:21:57 PM PDT by Kevmo (Turning the Party over to the so-called moderates wouldn't make any sense at all. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: beebuster2000

Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are sitting in a bar.

An attractive women walks by.

Wade Boggs says,’I’m going to ask her out.’

Steve Garvey says,’You can’t, she’s carrying my baby.’

Pete Rose says,’Wanna bet?’


32 posted on 07/08/2011 11:27:30 PM PDT by bigoil (Study Thy Nixon)
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To: bigoil

Well played...very well played..!


33 posted on 07/09/2011 1:38:28 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito Ergo Conservitus.)
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To: bigoil

now thats funny


34 posted on 07/09/2011 6:33:00 AM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000
Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong go into a bar together.....

After drinking 3 pitchers of beer Lance says, “Hey bar keep, “What kind of crappy beer is this! I don't feel no buzz!”

Bar Keep says, “nonalcoholic! Disappointing ain't it!”

35 posted on 07/09/2011 7:42:26 AM PDT by right way right
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To: All

BTTT because I think I’m funny


36 posted on 07/10/2011 2:15:57 AM PDT by right way right
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