Another new law...
Sometimes profanity is just too weak...
Is it any wonder why businesses are fleeing California in droves? Is it any wonder why no sane person would even think about opening a business there?
Mark my words, the push for marijuana legalization is bound to make a comeback soon because that’s going to be the only way the idiots running the state are going to be able to fill the tax coffers.
Unbelievable...
someone in fitted sheet biz needed a favor ?
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit and on this slitted sheet I sit."
Like it’s the government’s business. Sheesh.
No more broken fingernails! Ever!
Too many of the anal orifices in the California legislature have never worked at so much as a pop stand in the lives, much less managed one.
Oh, good freakin’ grief.
I have a better idea. Let’s fit every leftist idiot who voted for this law into a straitjacket.
How about sending all the hotel maids back to Mexico and the other countries they sneaked in from, and hiring careful AMERICANS???
Nanny State PING!
Are you f-in’ kidding me? Have they never heard of “hospital corners”? In the Army, you had to learn how to make your bed and there were no fitted sheets. You had to learn how to fit them yourself.
First, the Rats say we are not getting enough exercise (Let’s move)....
Then they cry “exploitation!” when maids must to hoist a full sheet & tuck it in. Oh, the horror.
Rats, Why not mandate ALL HOUSEHOLDS use non-fitted sheets, for their ‘Exercise benefits’?
These guys are either (A) insane or (B) have way too much free time in their union’s Work Environment Committees...
It'll drive costs up not only from lawsuits but the elastic wears out faster, machines used to fold the flat sheets can't fold the fitted sheets, they'll need to buy more sizes.
Well, one day in the old west, this Mexican walks into a hotel and asks for a room. The desk clerk asks him what kind of sheets he’d like on his bed, to which he responds by pulling his six-shooter and says: “You sheet on my bed and I will keel you!”
Why, that would be unethical.
There’s apparently even a youtube video about this bill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZTpUFMsHJo
BTW, here also is the press release from the state senator’s own page:
Sounds to me like mucho sheet.
Are all of the maids in CA a bunch of midgets or are all of the beds Kalifornia Kings?
You would think that with 550,000 sheets you find a better deal than $25 each?
What do they use now?
The maids got tired of the request for a “fresh sheet on the bed.”
The natural hemp cloth now in use on the mattress cover may seem a bit rough at first but once our customers get used to it it's really very natural and does a wonderful job of holding the straw in place.
Plus with the new marijuana law there is a surplus of hemp plants available for recycling.
Our maids will be distributing a flier explaining how you may turn your own mattress if you find it needs it.
The Management”