Did Bawney Fwank fawt on live television? And other potty politics

Washington compost ^ | 8/10/2011 | Alexandra Petri

[bilhosty]

Some would suggest it’s the wisest remark they’ve ever heard a politician make.

I always found his speeches strangely carminative.

Some would argue that this sort of thing has been going on for a long time. It’s certainly happened at least since the days of satirist Jonathan Swift. He wrote a famous riddle about the posterior, that included the choice lines, “My words are few, but spoke with sense; And yet my speaking gives offence: Or, if to whisper I presume, The company will fly the room.”

[pfflier]

I thought if you could hear a gay fart it meant he was a virgin?

[Old Teufel Hunden]

"Beans & Frankfarters"

Franks and Beans!!

[Second Amendment First]

From Family Guy: 
 
Samuel: I understand you make Star Wars figurines. (The Warden picks up a General Grievous figurine) Aw, Grievous! Wicked! Well, anyway, I'm a pretty corrupt guy, so I figured I could sell your figurines and pocket the cash. What do you say?  
Andy: I don't know...  
Samuel: Oh, come on. I'll even cripple that guy who rapes you in the shower.  
Andy: But I like that guy.  
Samuel: Too late.  
(Cut to Bogs Diamond being beat up by guards, crippling his legs.)  
Bogs: Ah! My legs!  
(Cut to Bogs being taken away by ambulance)  
Red: (narrating) Two things never happened again after that. Bogs never walked again and Andy's fart never made a sound again.  
(Cut to Andy farting in his cell only to hear soft wind)

[Erasmus]

It’s an interesting problem in applied physics.

Mass, compliance, resonant cavities, nonlinear strain vs. stress.

Not amenable to closed form solutions except for the crudest simplifications, its analysis requires 3-D finite element analysis in compressible and semi-compressible nonlinear domains.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Creating a shovel ready job - right there in his shorts

[Responsibility2nd]

He was trolling.

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Indeed. This happened on Rachel Madcow’s show and during the commerical...

MADCOW: Did you just fart on my show?

BAWNEY: Yeah. I know it dwives you fellas cwazy over me!

MADCOW: But I’m no fella. I’m a woman.

BAWNEY: Are you sure?

[pfflier]

Let’s not forget Boyle’s law (P1V1 = P2V2) in all this. As gas transfers from one environment to another through a “less restrictive opening” then the pressure and volume will approach equality in both environments.

[onighost29]

Barney was releasing his lower chakra.

[spokeshave]

That’s what happens when you wear out your sphincter muscle.