Posted on 08/27/2011 8:48:03 PM PDT by dixjea
UPDATE: The Weather Channel says yesterday's east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. Some say it is being called Obama's Fault, though others say it's really Bush's Fault. Other theories are that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.
Good stuff! Thanks.
LOL!
That’s been forwarded all over the place!
Thanks!
No, Its new Mochelle Butt fault.
I heard it was the US Army’s Enlisted Men response to the Pentagon telling them not to fart ... at exactly the instant the DC Quake occurred, Enlisted Men came to attention far and wide to break wind one last time.
So, is the underground city for the ruling elite ready yet?
The quake was centered in an old seismic area that rattles us every now and again. But the intensity of this last one probably was the result of that check bouncing.
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