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Marco Rubio Birth Bozo Magic Decoder Rings
Self | August 29, 2011 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/29/2011 6:16:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

By law there are only TWO types of U.S. citizens: Naturalized and natural born. However, the Marco Rubio Birth Bozos have consulted their Magic Decoder Rings to conjure up a new class of citizen: native born but not natural born despite the fact that ALL native born citizens are ALSO natural born citizens.

So here is a great opportunity. Anybody who wants to receive his free official Marco Rubio Birth Bozo Magic Decoder Ring only has to declare that Rubio is not eligible to become Vice-President or President because he is not a natural born citizen despite being born in Miami, Florida.

Don't miss out on this great opportunity to receive your very own Birth Bozo Magic Decoder Ring and become a laughingstock entertainment hit at parties.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: marcorubio; naturalborncitizen; naturalborncuban; vanity
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Step right up and receive your Marco Rubio Birth Bozo Magic Decoder ring by publicly declaring that there is a new third type of citizen unknown until recently discovered by the Birth Bozos.
1 posted on 08/29/2011 6:16:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

that’s raaaaaaaacist...

/sarc


2 posted on 08/29/2011 6:17:54 AM PDT by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL. They will plenty of takers around here.


3 posted on 08/29/2011 6:18:22 AM PDT by bfree (The revolution is coming - OBAMI IS THE ENEMY OF FREEDOM)
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LOL. They will plenty of takers around here.


4 posted on 08/29/2011 6:18:29 AM PDT by bfree (The revolution is coming - OBAMI IS THE ENEMY OF FREEDOM)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL! Talk about picking the fly crap out of the pepper!

Rubio of VP!


5 posted on 08/29/2011 6:18:45 AM PDT by Chandalier (You say Obama, I say O-blame-o!)
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Did you really have to start something like this on Monday morning. The only people more adamant about their position than the “natural born” crowd is the “Pot is good for you” crowd.


6 posted on 08/29/2011 6:20:56 AM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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Bwaaa-haa-haa!!!


7 posted on 08/29/2011 6:21:14 AM PDT by DRey (Perry/Rubio 2012)
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I'll take one, just to deplete your inventory.

But, I disagree that the definition you object to was unknown until recently.

8 posted on 08/29/2011 6:21:51 AM PDT by Cboldt
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Will it clash with my Orly wig?


9 posted on 08/29/2011 6:22:51 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: USNBandit

What about the Natural Grown Pot crowd?


10 posted on 08/29/2011 6:23:50 AM PDT by mnehring
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Don’t forget the “Perry is left of Obama” crowd!


11 posted on 08/29/2011 6:24:43 AM PDT by DRey (Perry/Rubio 2012)
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But, I disagree that the definition you object to was unknown until recently.

At the height of Obama's citizenship controversy, the argument was that he was born in Kenya, not that his father was not a U.S. citizen. It is only RECENTLY that citizenship status of parents have been brought into play. Check the many FR threads on this subject and until fairly recently, it all focused on the speculation that the Bamster was possibly born in Kenya. Suddenly with the rise of Rubio we have this NEW twist, unknown before in American history.

Oh, and do we now remove Chester A. Arthur from the pantheon of presidents because of this new citizenship interpretation via the Marco Rubio Birth Bozo Secret Decoder Ring?

12 posted on 08/29/2011 6:26:53 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (aka Big Daddy Goo-Goo)
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In order to be a natural born citizen, both of your parents must have been citizens at the time of your birth. You’ve been around here long enough to know that, PJ.


13 posted on 08/29/2011 6:28:03 AM PDT by Genoa (Starve the beast.)
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My guess is that the original Rubio birth records are, or will be readily available for inspection.


14 posted on 08/29/2011 6:29:40 AM PDT by Tom Bombadil
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Stop the ignorant chit chat and just send the ring. Thanks.


15 posted on 08/29/2011 6:29:44 AM PDT by Cboldt
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Chester A. Arthur wasn’t qualified. If there were such a thing as posthumous impeachment, I would recommend it for the fraud Chester A. Arthur.


16 posted on 08/29/2011 6:30:08 AM PDT by Genoa (Starve the beast.)
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I don’t care where his parents were born. A guy that went from law school to politics without any executive experience whatsoever needs to stay away from the executive branch. Besides, as we have seen over and over again we can not afford to lose any conservative senators. No matter how good the next President is the Senate RINO Caucus will be a stumbling block to any conservative reforms.


17 posted on 08/29/2011 6:33:39 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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I believe there is a recently uncovered document that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the original intent of the Founders was that “natural born” should be defined to apply to persons who could trace the lineage of both parents back to the Mayflower. Or something.


18 posted on 08/29/2011 6:35:43 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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Just to set the record straight, the argument that “natural born citizen” means someone born in the US of two citizen parents started before talk of Rubio’s possible candidacy, so it has nothing to do with him.

The reason it now engulfs him is because, to be consistent, those who subscribe to the theory described previously must apply it to Rubio if they are to apply it to Obama.

See my latest post on the subject to see how I currently stand: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2768512/posts?page=274#274


19 posted on 08/29/2011 6:41:00 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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When someone starts a spew with a flawed premise, it is nearly always a sign of an agenda: “By law there are only TWO types of U.S. citizens: Naturalized and natural born.” That was clever, but revealing.


20 posted on 08/29/2011 6:45:45 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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