Posted on 09/01/2011 9:49:13 AM PDT by hoagy62
Sinead O'Connor is "in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man" and she wants everyone to know it.
The Irish singer has taken to her blog and Twitter to snare a potential suitor and to lament the current lack of romance in her life.
"My sh---uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners," she writes. "Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing."
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Almost lost the keyboard on that one.LOL!!
“...because at one time, she was fairly attractive for a woman with an I-Day haircut.”
Pretty don’t make up for crazy, stupid, or mean. Besides, isn’t she a “priest” in some off-shoot Catholic “Church?” Enjoy the celibacy.
Frank Sinatra: Issue number three: [ points to Sinead ] This bald chick - what's with her head? Let's start with the chick. What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!
Sinead O'Connor: I can't believe you're talking about my hair with all the bloody starvation and suffering in the world right now.
Frank Sinatra: Come on! Swing, baby, you're platinum! Billy Idol.
Billy Idol: I think she's really quite attractive.
Frank Sinatra: Check out his papers. Luther Campbell!
Billy Idol: You watch it, mate!
Frank Sinatra: Easy, baby! And what's with the sneering crap? [ Billy sneers ] Don't do that to the people, they want to like you! That's what killed Dennis day - contempt for the audience. Luther Campbell! What about the chick's head?
Luther Campbell: Be honest, I don't care about the head. I like the butt.
Frank Sinatra: I hear you, baby. Forget the head. Put a bag over it and do your business! Am I right, Steve and Eydie?
Steve Lawrence: [ slow to answer ] You bet, Frank!
Eydie Gorme: You know it, Chairman!
Frank Sinatra: You were a little slow that time.
Steve and Eydie: Sorry, Frank.
Frank Sinatra: Forget it, you're alright. You could pick up a check once in a while..
Eydie Gorme: Frank, that's not fair.
THAT is GREAT!
Sinead makes plea to Bob Dylan: Let me sing with you.
Irish Independent - 7 hours ago
By Independent.ie reporters
Sinead O’Connor has made a plea to Bob Dylan to let her perform with him in Dublin next month.
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Sinead O’Connor says she is ‘tired of being labeled as crazy’
Irish Central - 5 hours ago
“I am tired of all this ‘sinead is crazy’ crap. Its a disgrace,” she said in a recent blog post on her website.
Frank Sinatra: I’ll tell you what you better understand! Next time you see Old Glory riding up that pole, you better sing that anthem, darling! You’re lucky you’re a chick, or you’d be nothing but a stain on the road and a crewcut. Our founding fathers went to the mat for you, baby!
Sinead O’Connor: It’s not my flag - I’m Irish.
Frank Sinatra: Oh? Well, then stay off of this stuff.. [ mimes drinking ] That’s the curse of you people.
Yeesh. The warning should have been about the picture. She has turned into a dumpy cow in her middle age.
“Meanwhile, the Pope she hated so much is about to become a Saint.”
It’s been a long time. What was her motivation for tearing up his picture ?
More than one told me she had a reputation. Let's just put it this way, Linda has seen more pricks than are on a Porcupine's back.
Maybe she can call Chaz Bono to help her out.
Whoa...she was cute in a wierd kind of way back around 1990 or so...she didn’t just hit the wall...she slammed into it... backed up and hit it again
It could be called "Ten Tons of Fun".....and the liberals, gays and freaks would flip over it.
Leni
Are you kidding me? Any television tuned to that show would automatically explode from the sheer combined vileness of the hosts.
Either that, or anyone watching it would be instantly overcome with a bout of hyper-gagging.
I think it’s cuz the Pope said... uhhh... that .. I dunno, some retrograde Catholic stuff.
Funny stuff.
Wordy, randomly-placed tattoos don't help.
She’s Guilty.
Throw the book at her.
Yep. There's a good candidate for the future mother of my children.
Bummer. She’s finding out that the world is not longer so indulgent of difficult women once they’re no longer hotties.
Sinead is a tragic character. I remember being blown away when “The Lion and the Cobra” came out. As I remember, there was very little promotion at first. It was mainly word-of-mouth before the then-adventurous VH-1 ran with it and brought it to the world at large.
In 1989 Her second album and the Prince-written hit launched her into the mainstream. But, just as she had arrived, her obnoxious, bizarre behavior took center stage and from then on it was all about her personal foibles and off-stage antics.
For the next twenty-odd years, she made nutty statements, gave provocative interviews, dabbled in wacko religions, announced her retirement, married three times, squeezed out four children (one of which was to a man she happened to be married to at the time) and managed to cut a number of self-indulgent, “esoteric” albums, deliberately eschewing any project with mass appeal.
Squandered talent.
Now that people can’t stand to look at her she’s reduced to begging for sex on Twitter. What man would want to involve himself with such a “complicated” woman now that she looks like someone you’d see in the potato-chip aisle at Wal-Mart? Not to mention the fact that she’s also recently been bemoaning the fact that a few of her children are seriously troubled (surprise, surprise).
I dunno, maybe now that the world would prefer to ignore her personal soap opera, she might actually get down to doing some serious work. Who can say?
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