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2011 Joint Session Drinking Game
9-8-2011 | Danae

Posted on 09/08/2011 2:31:33 PM PDT by Danae

Ok here is the list: 1 Drink if barry says: "let me be clear" "Make no mistake" "We need change" "Middle class" "American workers" "jobs" "Uh" "Bipartisanship" - or any derivative thereof "Republicans are blocking" "I" "my" or "my plan" "crisis"

2 Drinks if he says: "wall street instead of main street"

3 Drinks if he admits he was wrong on the economy, then sing your school fightsong backwards.

4 drinks of Bohner cries. (he won't, he has Bambi by filberts)


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Please add any suggestions! I tired to pare it down so I could still walk after the speech.... such a target rich environment.
1 posted on 09/08/2011 2:31:35 PM PDT by Danae
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To: Danae
Don't forget the tried and true standard:
Bush's Fault.

2 posted on 09/08/2011 2:33:17 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (The views and opinions expressed in this post are true and correct. Deal with it.)
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To: Danae

i’M aLRReAdI dRUmk....


3 posted on 09/08/2011 2:33:28 PM PDT by clintonh8r (One of Jimmy Hoffa's sons-of-bitches.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

lol

done


4 posted on 09/08/2011 2:34:05 PM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: Danae

You are trying to kill us via alcohol poisoning?


5 posted on 09/08/2011 2:34:10 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Danae
Historic.

He'll keep promising us that he 'gets' what's happening with the middle class as he redistributes the wealth of America.

Speech

It's a very long way to next November.

6 posted on 09/08/2011 2:35:09 PM PDT by BobP (The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
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To: clintonh8r

CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LOl


7 posted on 09/08/2011 2:35:32 PM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: Danae

“I will not rest until___________________”


8 posted on 09/08/2011 2:35:50 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: Danae

If he says “we inherited” I think you should throw the bottle at the television.


9 posted on 09/08/2011 2:36:15 PM PDT by mojito
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To: Danae

Good Lord! I’ve been sober for 15 years. I suppose I better skip The Won’s little speech............might jeopordize my sobriety. LOL!


10 posted on 09/08/2011 2:36:25 PM PDT by VirginiaMom
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To: Danae

You forgot “invest” but there are enough trip buttons for anyone playing to be hungover for a week :)

I am going to listen to Mark Levin on WABC 77 New York critique the speech live, so it might be good to have the game to fall back on :)


11 posted on 09/08/2011 2:36:33 PM PDT by bushwon ("If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait till it is free"--PJ O'rourke)
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To: mojito

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo my tv is worth more than Obama ever will be to me!!!


12 posted on 09/08/2011 2:37:14 PM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: VirginiaMom

Sparkling apple cider is an acceptable replacment!


13 posted on 09/08/2011 2:38:17 PM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: Danae

FUBO I’m watching football.


14 posted on 09/08/2011 2:38:41 PM PDT by barmag25 (How many pea's we gotta eat to get out of this mess?)
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To: Danae

Are you kidding? We will all die from alcohol poisoning.


15 posted on 09/08/2011 2:39:19 PM PDT by svcw (iphone 5 release date late October - rats)
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To: Army Air Corps

LOL

nah, I just want an excuse to be sick tomottow so I don’t have to go to the gym.... lol Just kidding.


16 posted on 09/08/2011 2:39:19 PM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: Danae

If I only follow the one-drink category, I’ll still be completely intoxicated within 10 minutes.


17 posted on 09/08/2011 2:40:35 PM PDT by American Quilter (aka American Hobbit)
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To: Danae
I think in this case the following information most likely will be needed:

Alcohol poisoning symptoms include:

It's not necessary for all of these symptoms to be present before you seek help. A person who is unconscious or can't be roused is at risk of dying.

When to see a doctor
If you suspect that someone has alcohol poisoning — even if you don't see the classic signs and symptoms — seek immediate medical care. In an emergency, follow these suggestions:

 

18 posted on 09/08/2011 2:40:41 PM PDT by txroadkill (Ghandi would have smacked 0bama in the head)
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To: Danae
if he admits he was wrong on the economy

It'll be a cold day in you-know-where before the boy King ever admits he was wrong about anything. He's certainly the most immature brat to ever be in the WH.

19 posted on 09/08/2011 2:40:47 PM PDT by Marathoner (Government schools = Marxist indoctrination centers)
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To: svcw


Zombie

20 posted on 09/08/2011 2:42:12 PM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: Danae

“Invest”.
Can you say alcohol poisoning?


21 posted on 09/08/2011 2:42:16 PM PDT by HenpeckedCon (What pi$$es me off the most is that POS commie will get a State Funeral!)
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To: Marathoner

True ‘nough. Thats why its a 3 drinker!


22 posted on 09/08/2011 2:43:32 PM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: Danae
"Shovel Ready".

Shovel the bull#$%^ teleprompter reader out in 2012.

23 posted on 09/08/2011 2:44:50 PM PDT by dancusa (Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. W. Churchill)
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To: Danae

I’m just going to take a shot of Jack and watch Breaking Bad.

Much more efficient.


24 posted on 09/08/2011 2:45:23 PM PDT by VanDeKoik (1 million in stimulus dollars paid for this tagline!)
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To: Danae

“The days of ______________________ are over.”


25 posted on 09/08/2011 2:46:00 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: Danae

I don’t have enough bottles of liquor at home to play. Besides, I have to go to work tomorrow. Doesn’t look good to the boss to show up to work with a colossial hangover either.


26 posted on 09/08/2011 2:46:39 PM PDT by bigredkitty1 (March 5,2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
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To: Marathoner

You got that right.

If the Kenyan bastard just walked up to the mic and said “As of now, we’re repealing Obamacare” it would do more for job creation than anything else he could possibly say or do.


27 posted on 09/08/2011 2:49:37 PM PDT by Zman516
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To: Danae
Alcohol poisoning? No thanks.


28 posted on 09/08/2011 2:51:37 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Danae

any form of the word “inherited”
Any of I, me, my, mine or myself
“corporate jet owners”
“fair share”


29 posted on 09/08/2011 2:51:47 PM PDT by VideoPaul
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To: Danae

“I read letters every night....”


30 posted on 09/08/2011 2:54:10 PM PDT by ladyvet ( I would rather have Incitatus then the asses that are in congress today.)
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To: Danae

“unexpected”
“unprecedented”


31 posted on 09/08/2011 2:54:22 PM PDT by cowtowney
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To: Danae

You’re crazy. With these suggestions, you’ll be in an alcoholic coma in ten minutes.


32 posted on 09/08/2011 2:54:26 PM PDT by ottbmare (off-the-track Thoroughbred mare)
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To: VirginiaMom

LOL!!!!


33 posted on 09/08/2011 2:55:12 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (where is the Great Santini when we need him??)
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To: Danae

Millionaires and billionaires. (Double if he mentions corporate jet owners.)

Country before politics.

Wall Street to Main Street.

Made in America.


34 posted on 09/08/2011 2:55:58 PM PDT by maggief
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To: Danae
Obama might just be the only thing that could get people to watch the NFL pre-game show on alternate channels..

Costas, Michaels and Collingswoth....BARF!

35 posted on 09/08/2011 2:56:44 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Obama and the Dems - The flash mob raiding the Treasury.)
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To: Danae

I only bought one case of beer today. There is definitely not enough alcohol in my house.


36 posted on 09/08/2011 3:00:35 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Danae

“civility”

“politics as usual”

“bipartisanship”

(ha)

the only good thing about this speech is that it will be very short cause of the game!


38 posted on 09/08/2011 3:05:40 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (where is the Great Santini when we need him??)
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To: Danae

This entire thing should be canceled. Doesnt anyone care that Peyton had surgery today?


39 posted on 09/08/2011 3:05:46 PM PDT by winodog
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To: Danae

I think I might have to run to the store and buy some more....


40 posted on 09/08/2011 3:06:05 PM PDT by gingerales
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To: Danae

You need to raise the bar (no pun intended) or we will all under the table in 5 minutes.

1 shot for each of these...

“Inherited”, “got us into this mess”, “stop playing politics”, “put country ahead of politics”.

2 for each time he says, “tsunami”, “earthquake”, “hurricaine”, “invest in infrastructe”, “started to recover”, “moving in the right diriction”, “more to be done”, “the job Americans sent us here to do”.

If Obama admits anything is his fault, drink everything you have becuase it’s the freakin’ end of the world.


41 posted on 09/08/2011 3:07:55 PM PDT by Hugin ("A man'll usually tell you his bad intentions if you listen and let yourself hear it"--- Open Range)
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To: Danae

OMG!!!

I just heard he will follow up this speech with ANOTHER ONE in a few days!

HELP!!!!!!

I wonder if there is a psychiatric diagnosis from “Obama Speech Overdose”-—{” OSO psychosis”.}


42 posted on 09/08/2011 3:08:33 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (where is the Great Santini when we need him??)
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To: FatherofFive
Ahem, and just where is this tree located.......Just asking :^)
43 posted on 09/08/2011 3:10:03 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: Danae

The bottle will be empty after two minutes.


44 posted on 09/08/2011 3:10:40 PM PDT by bmwcyle (Obama is a Communist, a Muslim, and an illegal alien)
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To: Danae

Millionaire and Billionare should garner a sip or two.


45 posted on 09/08/2011 3:11:46 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ok, just to review. Here is a list of things that are NOT rights: A home, Health care, and a job.)
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To: Danae

No fair counting “uh.”


46 posted on 09/08/2011 3:13:12 PM PDT by Cboldt
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To: Danae

“shared sacrifice”


47 posted on 09/08/2011 3:17:26 PM PDT by kevao
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To: Danae
Infrastructure
Green
Partisan
Fair share
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48 posted on 09/08/2011 3:29:42 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: All
Anyone know how long this campaign speech is suppose to last?
49 posted on 09/08/2011 3:32:17 PM PDT by ladyvet ( I would rather have Incitatus then the asses that are in congress today.)
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To: FatherofFive

crap, that’s funny


50 posted on 09/08/2011 3:34:17 PM PDT by advertising guy (the U.S.A. is # 1 in the world in collective son of a bitches)
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