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Jay Leno Joke
Newsmax Magazine | 9/16/2011 | Jay Leno

Posted on 09/15/2011 1:34:33 PM PDT by New Jersey Realist

After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years. I can’t figure out if he’s the kind of guy who makes infomercials, or the kind of guy who falls for infomercials.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; political
If you lose Jay Leno, you lose the election.
1 posted on 09/15/2011 1:34:36 PM PDT by New Jersey Realist
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To: New Jersey Realist

Jimmy Kimmel weighs in with this good one. “President Obama is determined to help the unemployed because it’s looking increasingly likely that in a year, he’ll be one of them.”


2 posted on 09/15/2011 1:38:41 PM PDT by New Jersey Realist (Congress doesn't care a damn about "we the people")
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To: New Jersey Realist

I’m stealing that for a tagline.


3 posted on 09/15/2011 2:01:38 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: New Jersey Realist

Sadly, he’ll get that lifetime pension all ex-presidents get so it won’t matter if he ever does anything remotely resembling work ever again.


4 posted on 09/15/2011 2:04:12 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Hope & Change - I'm out of hope, and change is all I have left every week | FR Class of 1998 |)
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I like Jay.
He’s a regular guy- and he likes cats.


5 posted on 09/15/2011 2:07:04 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: New Jersey Realist
Funniest thing I've heard all month: Obama is 'the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers.'

Thought I'd bust a gut over that one...

6 posted on 09/15/2011 2:19:14 PM PDT by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
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To: New Jersey Realist

Bet Jay got reported over on comradewatch.gov....


7 posted on 09/15/2011 2:30:04 PM PDT by databoss
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I think Jay’s writers were reading my post during Obama’s jobs speech to Congress when I said it was like watching an infomercial. I wrote: After listening to his “Pass it now,” 17 times I kept waiting for the 800 number to call and for the website address to come across the screen accompanied with the offer for a set of steak knives if you “Pass it now.” Another FReeper posted that “ShamWow” pic of Obama on the same thread. Leno’s writers can get a lot of good stuff from FReepers, LOL


8 posted on 09/15/2011 5:28:17 PM PDT by CitizenM (Obama's legacy will be to be remembered as The architect of the decline of the USA)
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To: Keith in Iowa
if he ever does anything remotely resembling work ever again.

That shuckin' and jivin' ghetto fool has never done a day's work in his useless life.

9 posted on 09/15/2011 7:12:18 PM PDT by LouAvul
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