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Undercover cop tricks prostitute with fake genitals
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| September 22nd, 2011
Posted on 09/23/2011 11:33:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: mylife
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posted on
09/24/2011 12:45:34 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: mylife
22
posted on
09/24/2011 12:46:26 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Yark! That's a man baby!
23
posted on
09/24/2011 12:47:59 AM PDT
by
mylife
(OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
To: mylife
To find out you’ll have file a Freedom-Of-Insemination-Act request.
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posted on
09/24/2011 12:48:22 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: mylife
Did I already mention Chaz Bono?
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posted on
09/24/2011 12:51:05 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: All
Actually I think that is Tom Cruz LoL
Snorkeling for L Ron Hoover LoL
Still these cops are very creepy.
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posted on
09/24/2011 12:53:31 AM PDT
by
mylife
(OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
To: Slings and Arrows
27
posted on
09/24/2011 12:55:01 AM PDT
by
mylife
(OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
To: mylife
Cops know how to have a good time in Bradenton.
Surprised they don't have dildos glued to the hoods of their patrol cars, lots of laughs to be had at the donut shop.
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posted on
09/24/2011 12:58:12 AM PDT
by
Rome2000
(OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST CRYPTO-MUSLIM)
To: Rome2000
We live in very odd times.
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posted on
09/24/2011 1:03:09 AM PDT
by
mylife
(OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
To: antceecee
I don’t care to which thread you meant to post that, it belongs here.
30
posted on
09/24/2011 1:32:17 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(ObamaÂ’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the US)
To: Slings and Arrows
As they exited a parking lot, Vavra reportedly asked the officer to expose his penis. The deputy pulled out a flaccid rubber replica of a penis and put a condom on it.
The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard. Don't you hate when you're receiving oral sex while driving on your condom-covered, replica penis and a possom runs in front of you?
I hate when that happens.
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posted on
09/24/2011 1:33:35 AM PDT
by
AAABEST
(Et lux in tenebris lucet: et tenebrae eam non comprehenderunt)
To: AAABEST
Under those circumstances, I don’t brake for possums.
Cats, maybe.
To: Slings and Arrows
consider the following:
I think if the undercover cop exposes himself the prostitute
can’t be charged, since her alibi would be that she
was turned on by the exposure, and just really just
wanted sex only...so it can’t be prostitution. Once she
names the price, exposure or not...she can be charged.
If the cop doesn’t want to be exposed to the diseases
these ladies often carry...using a fake genital set is
not a bad idea...putting a condom on keeps the prostie
from knowing that the genital is a fake.(although she
looks like she is starting on the “methamphetamine” face
change process, and may be sorta out of her mind)...
...just a thought...on the other hand...the cops’ gotta
have some kind of “funkay way” to be doing that type police
activity
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posted on
09/24/2011 1:55:40 AM PDT
by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
To: Slings and Arrows
As they exited a parking lot, Vavra reportedly asked the officer to expose his penis. The deputy pulled out a flaccid rubber replica of a penis and put a condom on it. The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard. This just make me realize that I lead such a boring life.
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posted on
09/24/2011 2:05:11 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: Slings and Arrows
Once again quality police work. The people and one oppossum can sleep safely now.
Why do I suspect this entire mess was conducted on a federal grant and overtime money.
35
posted on
09/24/2011 2:50:56 AM PDT
by
Kakaze
(Exterminate Islamofacism and apologize for nothing....except not doing it sooner!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Lieutenant to undercover cop: "Good grief. I thought you asked if you could bring your rubber duck along."
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posted on
09/24/2011 2:51:27 AM PDT
by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: mylife
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posted on
09/24/2011 3:05:46 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
Same thing always happens to me, but usually the possom is in the car, I have to slam on the brakes for a rubber penis in the road. Once in a while, it’s the prostitute who is in the road and I have to slam on the brakes for her. Once, it was me in the road, and the possom wouldn’t brake.
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posted on
09/24/2011 3:56:11 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(I can only be series in a parallel universe.)
To: SIDENET
Are they really expecting us to believe that Varva could not tell it was a fake penis?
I believe the officer might be carrying a fake one just in case he got caught. Creepy!
To: Slings and Arrows
In fairness, when I saw flaccid rubber replica I did think of Mitt Romney. And now I will never again see his mug without that phrase passing through my mind.
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posted on
09/24/2011 4:11:59 AM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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