Eagles fans embrace the dog killer because 97.65% of them would kill a dog if given half-a-chance.
I feel a bit guilty for wishing ill on anyone but he deserves this. He personally killed dogs! and is still making millions. A broken hand seems a fair punishment. I hope he never plays again.
Well dog gone.
What a stupid ass comment. I swear there are certain subjects that make many Freepers into idiots.
I wish the POS had broken his neck!
I don’t hate Michael Vick, whoever he is. But my dog does, and I support him, would even vote for him for POTUS.
Take a dog, any dog will do.
Plug in a lamp.
Rip the cords out of the lamp.
Touch the two bare wires together.
Make sure you have a spark.
Place the neck of the dog between your calves.
Stick both ends of the wires you have in your hands into the ears of the dog.
Hold until the dog convulses and dies.
Rejoice. Job done. Go party with your bros.
The dog won’t start stinking for at least 12-hours. Worry about digging a hole later.
Time to take Ol’ Michael out behind the shed....
Take a dog. Any dog will do, they’re all worthless.
Weigh the dog.
Find a cinder block or chunk of cement that weighs more than the dog.
There are other methods, but, this is the best.
Stand the dog over the aforementioned chunk of whatever weighs more than it.
Use duct tape and wrap it continuously under the chunk of matter and over the back of the dog.
Use the entire roll if necessary.
Also, save a little of the duct tape and adhere the dog’s mouth shut so that it can’t chew itself out of the death trap.
Once you have finished these fun activities, find a pool of water.
If you haven’t measured the height of the dog first, just find a pool that has a least three feet of water, most dogs don’t stand over three feet tall.
Next...drop the dog in the water and enjoy the show.
Michael will tell you that it’s more entertaining than a guy’s night out at a comedy club.