Calling all Freepers I am in desperate need of dialogue script 2 counter sesame street "LILY"(Vanity

[SonsOfLibertyII]

Sesame Street has joined the Class warfare battle choosing to work for the dark side. They are introducing a new character, "Lily" to explore the issues of poverty? hunger in America. The show comes out on 10/9/2011 and I would like some help in countering the propaganda. Done right this could be hilarious. We could go in many directions however I was thinking of a Tea Party Tammy(Tammy Bruce? or Dolly Madison) or richy kid Chris the capitalist. Better than attacking Lily is to educate or demonstrate to her how Obama libs got her family dependent and want her more dependent in the future.

See http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/10/04/sesame-street-hunger-muppet-photo/

[NEMDF]

...in her too-tight stretch pants that haven’t fit since 30 pounds ago...

[SonsOfLibertyII]

Ok here we go, just brain storming, how about something in this direction:
Big Bird: Hellloooo Lily, thanks for joining our neighborhood where are you from?
Lily: (Subtle male voice in girl falsetto) I just moved here from Chicago, see we lost our home in Michagain and my Parent’s weren’t making enough to pay for food.
Big Bird: Well then you love it on sesame street, Everythings A Ok, cookie monster always has plenty of cookies
Cookie Monster: You hungry for cookie
Lily: Thank you I’m really hungry
Oscar: Hold it, hold on.(grabs cookie)
Ernie: (Facepalm)
Oscar: So you have no food, huh?
Lily: (Obvious male voice in girl falsetto) My families always hungry
Oscar: No one will help you?
Lily: No
Oscar: No food stamps?
Lily: My mom has those.
Oscar: (hmuh uh hmm) You know thats my tax money?
Elmo: Whoa Oscar, ease up, Elmo hungry once, Elmo live on street, Elmo hear reporters say of 140 million Americans 300k____ go hungry each night, of those 17 million are children. Elmo say thats one in 4 limited or uncertain access to affordable and nutritious food. Elmo say not so funny anymore.
Oscar: Shut it hippie says who?
Elmo: Says the United States Department of Agriculture(everyone laughs derisevely)
Oscar: You mean Obama’s Department packed full of american hating, mao loving Olberman loving extremists
Lily: You are so mean(grabs cookie) tussle
Oscar: Oh no you don’t (grabs loose thread on Lily muppet’s midsection)
Elmo: (Points handgun at Oscar) Stop it facist
Lily: Ahhh your hurting me, racist, chauvanist (stuffing everywhere now we see different skin tone than what Lily in the lower layer of her skin. Lily sloughs off)
Elmo: Oh hell no, Lily’s a man.

[TheOldLady]

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[CitizenM]

As a matter of fact, I know from first-hand knowledge and observation that most of those on welfare and/or living below the poverty line have all of the usual accoutrement in their homes: cell phones, cable TV, flat screens, computers, laptops, wireless Internet.

And, don't forget...designer tennis shoes and jeans...fancy wigs or corn rows and extensions in their hair(costing $45 and up to have done in the beauty salons), long, artificial nails applied and done every week, rings on most every finger, gold chains, and huge earrings, and those big, fancy hats on Sundays. I can't afford any of that stuff, and wouldn't want to. But, the entitlement crowd people who can buy expensive food far better than I, all seem to be able to pay for the same "uniforms" to wear when they are complaining about their impoverished condition.

[Abigail Adams]

That second version is pretty good! Does Lily have cable TV, designer sneakers, and soda pop? Why aren’t her parents working? Did they drop out of school and are thus fairly unemployable? Was she born out of wedlock? Are either of her parents drug users? Do they vote democrat? Are they waiting for their “Obama money” and free gasoline? Are they racists? Lots of things to consider.

[SonsOfLibertyII]

So here is the payoff. Zero has sunk to a new low, politicizing kids shows to push his agenda. In the end he fails, even at that attempted deception.

obama

[SonsOfLibertyII]

He has taken his mask off.

From obama

[rarestia]

It’s sad that all of those stereotypes are true, but they are.

I volunteer for an organization that provides school supplies and clothes to single parent families and also gathers donations for Christmas gifts to needy families. My mother is the head of the organization.

During the course of the year, you could count on two hands the number of people looking for help, but when those two events come around near the end of the year, the termites come out of the woodwork en masse!

I’ll never forget last year: a black woman comes in with 5 kids, all dressed in ratty clothes and shoes that are falling apart. Meanwhile, mom pulled up in a 2009 Mercedes (leased, according to her), hair all done up nice, new shoes and dress, long manicured nails, and jewelry just dripping from everywhere she could put a bauble.

We helped out the kids as best we could, but the mother still had the nerve to come up to me and say, “This all you got?” pointing to the table full of “give aways.” I told her that was all we could afford to give for her family. So what does she do? She goes around the table, grabs 2 more backpacks full of school supplies and starts to walk out.

My mother, the old Scottish broad she is, stood right in front of the woman at the door and demanded she put down the backpacks and leave. She made such a stink that we had to call the police; meanwhile her kids are sitting there quiet and well-behaved. Quite the role model, eh?

[SonsOfLibertyII]

UPDATE:
Summary on released sample of the special. Communist Worker’s paradise. In all communist countries, the transition to collective farming involved an element of persuasion by force, and the collective farms in these countries, lacking the principle of voluntary membership, can be regarded at best as pseudo-cooperatives. In the Soviet Union, collectivization was introduced by Joseph Stalin in the late 1920s as a way, according to the theories of socialist leaders, to boost agricultural production through the organization of land and labor into large-scale collective farms (kolkhozy). It is supposed to serve many goals of communist indoctrination. Collective work, reliance on the group rather than the individual, etc. Stalin resorted to implementation of the plan by mass murder and wholesale deportation of farmers to Siberia. Millions of unfortunates who remained also died of starvation, and the centuries-old system of farming was destroyed in one of the most fertile regions in the world for farming, once called “the breadbasket of Europe”. Weeee Look what we have to look forward to.

Sample “Lily” script:
Elmo:Elmo didn’t know
Lily: When you don’t even know whether your going to have a next meal or not, well that can be pretty hard
Elmo: We’ll how Lily know so much about this
Lily: Well because sometimes I go with my family to the food pantry
Lily: Yeah I get breakfast and lunch for free at my school, thats two whole meals a day.
Unk: I have some great food here for the food drive

[SonsOfLibertyII]

Help us with our Sesame Street collective farming. You know you want to. Obama will be there.