I hope it was a Gibson!
1 posted on
10/05/2011 12:25:18 PM PDT by
bk1000
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To: bk1000
Who would rob 'El Ka-bong'?
2 posted on
10/05/2011 12:27:30 PM PDT by
Hodar
( Who needs laws; when this FEELS so right?)
To: bk1000
I’ll bet the intruder was strung out.
3 posted on
10/05/2011 12:30:25 PM PDT by
decimon
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4 posted on
10/05/2011 12:31:58 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: bk1000
Does he need more lessons?
To: bk1000
He tuned that guy up but good...
6 posted on
10/05/2011 12:32:27 PM PDT by
WayneS
(Comments now include 25% more sarcasm at NO additional charge.)
To: bk1000
Did he use an AXE like Gene Simmons has?
To: bk1000
You know what they say;
Never bring a guitar to a.....oh nevermind.
8 posted on
10/05/2011 12:33:46 PM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Attacking Wall Street because youÂ’re jobless is like burning down Whole Foods because youÂ’re hungr)
To: bk1000
To: bk1000
I think it was Pete Townsend who clobbered (with his Strat) some moron who charged him on-stage. Woodstock, wasn't it?
See the tagline. I'm telling you, anyone who screws with a guitar player is in for a whole new form of enlightenment.
10 posted on
10/05/2011 12:34:39 PM PDT by
the invisib1e hand
(...then they came for the guitars, and we kicked their sorry faggot asses into the dust)
To: bk1000
When Gibsons are outlawed, only outlaws will have a Gibson!
12 posted on
10/05/2011 12:35:36 PM PDT by
Oztrich Boy
(New gets old. Steampunk is always cool)
To: bk1000
14 posted on
10/05/2011 12:39:57 PM PDT by
Cboldt
To: bk1000
From the AC/DC song, did the intruder get “Shot down in flames”?
16 posted on
10/05/2011 12:42:13 PM PDT by
The Cajun
(Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
To: bk1000
911: what is your emergency?
Man: A guy broke in my house and I hit him with my guitar.
911: Is he down?
Man: Yes, E flat.
Sorry
19 posted on
10/05/2011 12:57:20 PM PDT by
TangoLimaSierra
(To the left the truth looks Right-Wing.)
To: bk1000
Won't Get Robbed Again!
20 posted on
10/05/2011 1:04:12 PM PDT by
bigbob
To: bk1000
THIS
is how to use a guitar as a weapon...
To: bk1000
They should string him up.
24 posted on
10/05/2011 1:14:06 PM PDT by
Fresh Wind
('People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
To: bk1000
I hope it was a Gibson!If you're buying a guitar for self-defense, I'd suggest an older Gibson Les Paul. Twelve-pounders are common and ones tipping the scales at slightly over thirteen pounds have been reported.
Those eight-and-half pound ash body Fender Stratocasters are for wimps. And don't get me started on the alder body Strats. May as well carry a ukulele.
25 posted on
10/05/2011 1:18:55 PM PDT by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.)
To: bk1000
Man Uses Guitar to Defend Home from Palmyra Intruder
Which song did he play? Muskrat Love?
26 posted on
10/05/2011 1:23:15 PM PDT by
fr_freak
To: bk1000; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
38 posted on
10/05/2011 5:47:13 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
('Are now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?' is NOT a legitimate debate question.)
To: bk1000; yorkie; All
My Weapon Of Choice
I actually had to use this once, in a South Florida Park, against four Yutes who were armed with baseball bats. I won. (see my user name and avatar!)
The extra long bolt on Two Octave neck provides excellent balance for a long, swift swing, perfectly balanced by the solid hardwood counterweight. The extra heavy strings and solid stainless steel bridge and pickups have sharp pointy edges and are an added bonus.
My Les Paul doesn't leave the house and is designated "Music Only",
God Bless America!
ML/LTOS
(El Kabong)
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