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A Modest Proposal
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| 10/17/11
| Man With A Gun
Posted on 10/17/2011 4:08:48 PM PDT by Man With A Gun
It shouldn't come to anyone's surprise when I state that the most attractive members of our society seem to attract the most attractive members of the opposite sex.
Unfortunately, those less fortunate... those stuck with dumpy bodies or faces that could look like they "got hit with the ugly stick" a few times... are doomed to spend their lives with those much like themselves.
After looking at this situation, I've decided that it just isn't fair that only those men who take the time to work on their social skills, spend hours at the gym, and adopt careful grooming and dressing habits can garner the most beautiful and desirable women.
So, I have concluded that we need to have a redistribution of beauty. We should open up a new branch of government, employing a government worker to pair up all of the available beautiful people with someone who is not so beautiful. This will be done with the use of force, if necessary. After all, let's face it... it won't happen unless people are forced to do it, even though it does make perfect sense.
This will ultimately be for the good of our society, since it will result in an overall more attractive offspring. This will only increase over time.
Who is with me on this?
TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: beauty; redistribution; socialjustice; society
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To: Man With A Gun
Sounds good to me. Since I am somewhat “look challenged”, I choose the Swedish bikini team as my soulmates!
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posted on
10/17/2011 4:13:36 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: Man With A Gun
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posted on
10/17/2011 4:14:24 PM PDT
by
brivette
To: Man With A Gun
Diana Moon-Glampers, is that you?
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posted on
10/17/2011 4:14:44 PM PDT
by
lump in the melting pot
(Communism - a social experiment which, for ethical reasons, should not be performed on humans)
To: Man With A Gun
Looks like we have a little consensus going.
How about we Occupy The Playboy Mansion?
:)
To: Man With A Gun
As a nerdy type with Asperger's syndrome, an amateur radio license and a general geek, I'd say, go for it! B-) /sarc>
Actually in some communities, notably the Jewish community, back in the day, they had matchmakers, women who fixed up eligible bachelors with young women. I had a great uncle who came over from Russia (he was Jewish, suffered under the pogroms) and was taken in by a Jewish family in New York as a child. He played a Stradavarius violin at a concert level, was married but later on charged with bigamy unjustly and was later acquitted. Still it ended up where his wife divorced him. When he was 45 or 50, a matchmaker matched him up with a young lady that was 17 or 18, they got married, had kids and so on. I know David Sarnoff of NBC and RCA fame found his wife this way too.
Maybe we can take a cue and privatize the program. B-)
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posted on
10/17/2011 4:18:05 PM PDT
by
Nowhere Man
("People should not fear their government, their government should fear the people." - V for Vendetta)
To: Man With A Gun
Sounds like a great ideer, unless you're the poor fellow to be paired
with...
To: Revolting cat!
I knew who it was going to be but I had to click anyway.
Must look at something else to get that burned out of my retinas.
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posted on
10/17/2011 4:25:11 PM PDT
by
BookaT
($9.99 this week +$50 last week = $59.99 = Payment plan for a 4 year ticket on The Cain Train!)
To: Man With A Gun
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posted on
10/17/2011 4:26:33 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
To: Man With A Gun
Demand fairness for Uglo-Americans!
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posted on
10/17/2011 4:27:39 PM PDT
by
JimRed
(Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
To: Man With A Gun
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posted on
10/17/2011 4:30:42 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
To: Man With A Gun
Sounds good to me. I want an ugly one who can make cookies:
The new Madam Defarge: Roseanne Barr.
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posted on
10/17/2011 4:31:55 PM PDT
by
jonrick46
(2012 can't come soon enough.)
To: Man With A Gun
“...only those men who take the time to work on their social skills, spend hours at the gym, and adopt careful grooming and dressing habits can garner the most beautiful and desirable women.”
Hate to be a party pooper, but, you can delete social skills, abs, grooming, and good dressers——women will bed gremlins as long as they have $$$$-—so, we’re back to wealth distribution.(see the cute female with the “broiled frog-faced” Soros.)
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posted on
10/17/2011 5:11:33 PM PDT
by
Mortrey
(Impeach President Soros)
To: Man With A Gun
I haven’t been eating chicken breasts with salad, and going to the gym all the time so someone like you could steal my capture!
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posted on
10/17/2011 5:43:04 PM PDT
by
EEGator
To: Man With A Gun
I’m eating Ice Cream ... so I’m busy right now
TT
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posted on
10/17/2011 7:53:29 PM PDT
by
TexasTransplant
(Radical islam is real islam. Moderate islam is the trojan horse.)
To: cripplecreek
How do you find that stuff? LOL!!!!
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posted on
10/17/2011 8:08:09 PM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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