A Modest Proposal

VANITY ^ | 10/17/11 | Man With A Gun

[Man With A Gun]

It shouldn't come to anyone's surprise when I state that the most attractive members of our society seem to attract the most attractive members of the opposite sex.

Unfortunately, those less fortunate... those stuck with dumpy bodies or faces that could look like they "got hit with the ugly stick" a few times... are doomed to spend their lives with those much like themselves.

After looking at this situation, I've decided that it just isn't fair that only those men who take the time to work on their social skills, spend hours at the gym, and adopt careful grooming and dressing habits can garner the most beautiful and desirable women.

So, I have concluded that we need to have a redistribution of beauty. We should open up a new branch of government, employing a government worker to pair up all of the available beautiful people with someone who is not so beautiful. This will be done with the use of force, if necessary. After all, let's face it... it won't happen unless people are forced to do it, even though it does make perfect sense.

This will ultimately be for the good of our society, since it will result in an overall more attractive offspring. This will only increase over time.

Who is with me on this?

[Man With A Gun]

...

[dynachrome]

Sounds good to me. Since I am somewhat “look challenged”, I choose the Swedish bikini team as my soulmates!

[brivette]

I’m in.

[lump in the melting pot]

Diana Moon-Glampers, is that you?

[Man With A Gun]

Looks like we have a little consensus going.

How about we Occupy The Playboy Mansion?

:)

[Nowhere Man]

As a nerdy type with Asperger's syndrome, an amateur radio license and a general geek, I'd say, go for it! B-) /sarc>

Actually in some communities, notably the Jewish community, back in the day, they had matchmakers, women who fixed up eligible bachelors with young women. I had a great uncle who came over from Russia (he was Jewish, suffered under the pogroms) and was taken in by a Jewish family in New York as a child. He played a Stradavarius violin at a concert level, was married but later on charged with bigamy unjustly and was later acquitted. Still it ended up where his wife divorced him. When he was 45 or 50, a matchmaker matched him up with a young lady that was 17 or 18, they got married, had kids and so on. I know David Sarnoff of NBC and RCA fame found his wife this way too.

Maybe we can take a cue and privatize the program. B-)

[Revolting cat!]

Sounds like a great ideer, unless you're the poor fellow to be paired with...

[BookaT]

I knew who it was going to be but I had to click anyway.

Must look at something else to get that burned out of my retinas.

[cripplecreek]

Works for me.

[JimRed]

Demand fairness for Uglo-Americans!

[cripplecreek]

Im too HOT for this guy i like? i like him help?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080323204042AAQzJHW

LOL

[jonrick46]

Sounds good to me. I want an ugly one who can make cookies:

The new Madam Defarge: Roseanne Barr.

[Mortrey]

“...only those men who take the time to work on their social skills, spend hours at the gym, and adopt careful grooming and dressing habits can garner the most beautiful and desirable women.”
Hate to be a party pooper, but, you can delete social skills, abs, grooming, and good dressers——women will bed gremlins as long as they have $$$$-—so, we’re back to wealth distribution.(see the cute female with the “broiled frog-faced” Soros.)

[EEGator]

I haven’t been eating chicken breasts with salad, and going to the gym all the time so someone like you could steal my capture!

[TexasTransplant]

I’m eating Ice Cream ... so I’m busy right now

TT

[Georgia Girl 2]

How do you find that stuff? LOL!!!!