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Architecture Contest Calls for Zombie-Proof Home Designs
Yahooo ^ | 10-18-11 | Joseph Castro

Posted on 10/19/2011 6:58:05 AM PDT by dynachrome

Between diseases, global warming and falling satellites, we have a lot to worry about these days – but let’s not forget about the looming threat of a zombie apocalypse.

To help us prepare for this potential undead disaster, the folks at Architects Southwest, an architecture firm based in Louisiana, have launched the 2011 Zombie Safe House Competition. The organization has tasked artists, architects and other zombie enthusiasts with one goal: Design a haven that can withstand a full-on zombie assault on civilization as we know it.

Design entries so far are varied and imaginative, to say the least. A top contender right now is the Zombie Ranch, a zombie-powered vertical farm.

(Excerpt) Read more at m.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: architecture; braaaaaiiiinnnsss; houses; zombie
There is a link to the designs at the article where you can vote on your favorite design
1 posted on 10/19/2011 6:58:14 AM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Link to vote on your favorite design:

http://zombiesafehouse.wordpress.com/


2 posted on 10/19/2011 6:59:28 AM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: waterhill; ixtl

(((ping))) for later.


3 posted on 10/19/2011 7:01:14 AM PDT by Envisioning ( Call me a racist................, one more time......................)
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To: RandallFlagg

brrraaaaaiiiiinnnssss


4 posted on 10/19/2011 7:04:11 AM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: dynachrome
Zombieland survival rule #2

don't be stingy

5 posted on 10/19/2011 7:04:37 AM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: dynachrome

Don’t these folks have any real projects to work on?


6 posted on 10/19/2011 7:06:02 AM PDT by Designer (Nit-pickin' and chagrinin')
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To: dynachrome

I love Zombie Ranch, which uses zombies on treadmills to generate electricity!


7 posted on 10/19/2011 7:13:54 AM PDT by Guy Gardner
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To: dynachrome
brrraaaaaiiiiinnnssss

What do vegetarians who become zombies want?

Grrraaaaiiiiinnnnssss!

8 posted on 10/19/2011 7:15:32 AM PDT by Guy Gardner
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To: Designer

It’s called marketing.

Free PR. You read about them. Without their putting this contest together, do you think you would have?


9 posted on 10/19/2011 7:30:56 AM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: dynachrome
I would rather have a SWAT proof home. Zombies at least get the right address and don't go for your dog first.
10 posted on 10/19/2011 8:21:13 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Compare "Delay is preferable to error" - Thomas Jefferson // "Pass this bill now!" - Barack Obama)
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To: dynachrome

Despite the zombie called “tarman”, the use of hot tar pits to trap zombies would seem to be effective. Once they are in the tar up to their knees, it would take enough force to pull their knees out of their sockets entirely to keep going, and they would still be in the tar.

The method would seem to work both for slow and fast zombies, as long as the tar pit is proportional to the total number of zombies. And once you have captured the optional number of zombies for a pit, you just turn off the heat, and the tar hardens, trapping the zombies within.


11 posted on 10/19/2011 9:58:49 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: dynachrome

It’s good to see the blood splatter brushes and tutorials at Deviantart.com get used.

Some of those designs are so lacking basic common sense I’d suspect the designers will succumb to Darwin Events long before Zombie Apocalypse takes them.

The zombie weir to kill zone is a wonderful rehash going back to pre-modern hunting technique.

thanks for the post, now the frteotwawki set can compare notes :P


12 posted on 10/19/2011 11:49:08 AM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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To: dynachrome

Amazing!

It took less time than I thought for all those chemicals spilled by Hurricane Katrina to affect the human brain!


13 posted on 10/19/2011 7:57:50 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: CholeraJoe; Delta 21; Nikas777; NoAmnesty; Yorlik803; TheOldLady; The Comedian; OB1kNOb; ...


Sorry for the late ping, list folk.
Workweek's been hell.
14 posted on 10/24/2011 10:09:22 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Look for the union label, then buy elsewhere.)
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To: RandallFlagg


15 posted on 10/25/2011 5:12:30 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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