Posted on 11/06/2011 6:42:29 AM PST by Dallas59
The husband probably wasn’t a FReeper. I would have decimated that confrontational fat-ass windbag.
That woman was beggin' for a knuckle sandwich.
He handled it much better than I would have. He simply told her to go “back to your house full of cats in Takoma Park”. (for those not knowing of that location... it is a town FULL of Obama loving, left wing nuts). He must have had that “don’t mess with me” look on his face because it ended.
“How now, fat cow?”
Hoots man, I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long, long time. Thanks for the stress relief!
There you go. LOL! I would have started my barrage with that.
That is what is nice about driving an old mechanical pump diesel. I can drop the boost and lay out a cloud of unburned #2 diesel that will block out the sun.
Extra points are earned if you get their automatic headlights to come on or if you blow smoke in one window and actually see it come out a window on the opposite side.
I like to tell people like this “I need to go pick up an engine, why don’t you follow me over, I will torch the roof off of your car, and then we can lay the engine where your back seat used to be.
Or we can set it in my trailer. You can pull 3K lbs on your class 3 hitch, can’t you? Oh you don’t have a hitch? No prob, I can have the top off in 15 minutes or so.”
They tend to lose interest at which time I try to make the big black cloud fly-by.
You are certainly welcome! Lord knows I need stress relief/laughter these days....
Simple enough response:
“You are a lesbian, aren’t you?”
I salute you as a man of principle (and fellow capitalist, gun-loving Jeep Wrangler owner).
LOL.
Do you have to prove that you are a moron before you are allowed to buy a Prius?
Unh, for future reference, how does one put a Prius, etc, in "neutral"?
I'm still driving stick...
Rush Limbaugh had an article that was posted on FR long ago, about
the carbon footprint of the nickel batteries used in those vehicles.
The nickel is mined in Canada, refined in France (iirc), and made into
batteries in Japan, then shipped to clueless elitists in the US that
use them to try to guilt the gullible voters in the US to degrade our
standard of living.
Even though I am retired military and a Vietnam vet, I think I could convince a cop that I was afraid for my life because she out weighted me by about 250 pounds and just HAD to mace her fat fanny.
I personally have my CHL...(which could work for me since she was 20 years younger and at least 200 lbs. heavier)...
a guy might get in trouble pulling a gun on any female, even one that big and obnoxious.
One post suggested keeping the windows rolled up and reving the engine. I think 6000 rpm on a diesel would rattle even that creature.
A person who is too stupid to move because of the direction the wind is blowing is the kind of person who is too dumb to come in out of the rain. Worthless, hopeless and to be dismissed from any consideration.
Bwahahah!
I suppose the stinky diesel exhaust could have interfered with her right to enjoy life parked OUTSIDE the parking spaces.
If she had been up in my face, I would have been tempted to haul off and punch her in the nose.
Avoid Maryland, too. I had an argument with a moonbat just leaving the bus stop near my old place in Gaithersburg.
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