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Tax Form Returned,Again

Posted on 11/14/2011 3:17:51 AM PST by CGASMIA68

They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question:

"List all dependents?" I replied -

"12 million illegal immigrants;

"3 million crack heads;

"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,

"2 million people in over 243 prisons;

"Half of Mexico ; and

"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”

And an extravagant family in the White house!!!!!!

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer but I believe it’s correct.


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1 posted on 11/14/2011 3:17:53 AM PST by CGASMIA68
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To: t1b8zs

They probably want you to wait a few weeks so you can include the half of Europe that’s about to discover the truth about socialism


2 posted on 11/14/2011 3:25:22 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing an idiot)
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To: t1b8zs

I love it !


3 posted on 11/14/2011 3:33:10 AM PST by Reagan69 (I supported Sarah Palin and all I got was a lousy DVD !)
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To: t1b8zs; Envisioning; waterhill

This is great, and like you t1b8zs, I think it is correct.


4 posted on 11/14/2011 3:37:13 AM PST by ixtl ( You live and learn. Or you don't live long.)
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To: muir_redwoods

LOL!!
(grimly)


5 posted on 11/14/2011 3:57:21 AM PST by silverleaf (When your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your downfall)
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To: t1b8zs

forgot to source, an e-mail


6 posted on 11/14/2011 4:09:01 AM PST by CGASMIA68
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To: t1b8zs

Very sickening but true! Yet the communist main stream media won’t say a word about it!


7 posted on 11/14/2011 4:36:42 AM PST by Mier (Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of its stated intent!! "Jim Quinn")
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To: t1b8zs

ROFL!!!


8 posted on 11/14/2011 4:37:35 AM PST by siamesecats (God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
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To: t1b8zs

you missed quite a few, which is understandable

all local, city, state and federal workers are dependent on you.

all retired local, city, state and federal workers on pensions are dependent on you.

that’s getting closer.

remember:
310m citizens + 20m illegals == 330m people in the US
140m tax filers
70m of the tax filers pay less then 3% of the tax burden. call it zer0

that means, 70m people pay the entire bill for 330m people... or 21%

1 in 5 pays for everything.


9 posted on 11/14/2011 5:47:50 AM PST by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: t1b8zs

You forgot the Resident, the Vice-president and the White House staff.


10 posted on 11/14/2011 6:30:50 AM PST by chainsaw (Sarah Palin would be my first choice. .)
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To: t1b8zs

Could we include the entire teaching profession which has by now, set itself up as some kind of permanent elite, perennially entitled and never to be challenged aristocracy in this country??


11 posted on 11/16/2011 10:23:32 AM PST by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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