Posted on 11/16/2011 3:47:21 AM PST by waterhill
The article about the hunter in Indiana reminded me of this story. Its deer season for alot of us. For those of you who think animals sing and dance ala Disney, don't bother.
I live and drive in WI.
Therefore, instead of tramping out into the woods, freezing my butt off waiting patiently, yet fruitlessly for that white tail 14 pointer to come along...
I simply drive home from work!
To date: my car 3, Deer, 0!
And hugh, thank you, I could not resist.
LOL..
Re the deer:
I lived in coastal Maine a while back, and one of the locals commented, “Bear are pretty rare now, and we don’t have many snakes to speak of. There’s nothing in the woods that will hurt you. Of course, if deer knew how strong they were, and were more aggressive, it would be a different story—you wouldn’t be safe at all.”
I could hunt deer in my back yard with a claw hammer. Hide it behind my back and feed the deer in one hand and crack its head with the hammer as it eats.
Maybe the deer was trying for one of those shyster lawyer fake injury claims.....
That's consistent with a report I saw in the USAA magazine a few years ago.
This is old but still funny...
I just ran across your post and honest to God, I’m sitting with tears streaming down my face. That’s the best laugh I’ve had in months.
Thx for the post!!!!
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