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Where did "piss poor" come from ?
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Posted on 11/20/2011 5:11:29 PM PST by Jim Robinson

Where did “piss poor” come from ?

We older people need to learn something new every day...

Just to keep the grey matter tuned up.

Where did "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting History.

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot.

And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery...

if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor". But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot...

They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature Isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500's

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,

And they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell, Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.

Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.

The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water,

Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children.

Last of all the babies.

By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.

Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath.

It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof.

When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs." There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.

This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings

Could mess up your nice clean bed.

Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection.

That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.

Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing.

As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.

Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables And did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers In the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day.

Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.

Hence the rhyme:

“Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old”. Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.

When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.

It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon."

They would cut off a little to share with guests

And would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter.

Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death.

This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status.

Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle,

and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.

Hence the custom; “of holding a wake”.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people.

So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave..

When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive.

So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.

Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, “saved by the bell” or was "considered a dead ringer”.

And that's the truth.

Now, whoever said History was boring!!! So get out there and educate someone! ~~~

Share these facts with a friend. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,

'What the heck happened?'

We'll be friends until we are old and senile.

Then we'll be new friends.

Smile, it gives your face something to do!

Soon we'll all be Piss Poor

Love>>>OldDog


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To: ThomasThomas
Ya'll laugh all you want. We still do thangs like that down here. It's i'urn hertige!
We piss poor and ain't fixin' ta change.

Good stuff Jim!
61 posted on 11/20/2011 8:51:40 PM PST by bksanders (Spewing Forth Vitriol at the Speed of Spit)
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To: momtothree
Now I know where that saying, “I’m so poor that I don’t have a pot to p*ss in or a window to throw it out of”... comes from. Thanks!

Then there was the snake named Mrs. Pott who was so poor, she didn't have a pit to hiss in! :-)

62 posted on 11/20/2011 9:06:39 PM PST by Nea Wood (Silly liberal . . . paychecks are for workers!)
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To: JoshuaLawrenceChamberlain
I never even knew there was a beer called Pliny the Elder.

Which reminds me...the other day Bill O'Reilly was talking about Pliny for some reason, and kept mispronouncing his name by making the I long. So much for Mr. Know-it-all.

63 posted on 11/20/2011 9:44:07 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Jim Robinson

I had to quit 1/2 way down, the tears from laughing were dripping on my keyboard...but did finish without shorting out my computer..


64 posted on 11/20/2011 11:08:18 PM PST by goat granny
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To: Inyo-Mono

I thought “flash in the pan” had to do with panning for gold.


65 posted on 11/20/2011 11:20:02 PM PST by Tramonto (9 9 9)
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To: PieterCasparzen

I remember as a kid using chamber pots at grandma’s farm..each bed had one under it. You learn real quick that in the middle of the night if you had to go, don’t tip the pot when you take it out from under the bed. Beds slept 3 kids each. Thank goodness we only visited the farm didn’t live on it..


66 posted on 11/20/2011 11:20:38 PM PST by goat granny
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To: M Kehoe

“Man who screw around in blueberry patch get ass in jam.”


67 posted on 11/21/2011 4:46:21 AM PST by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: Tramonto
I thought “flash in the pan” had to do with panning for gold.

No, it came from the use of flintlock rifles and was a common expression in the 18th Century long before the era of the gold rush in America.

68 posted on 11/21/2011 6:28:15 AM PST by Inyo-Mono (My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
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To: PieterCasparzen; Jim Robinson

I read recently, here I feel certain, that at some point in England urine was collected and the people would actually sell their piss.

Someone reduced to selling piss was “piss poor”. A much worse condition was being so poor there was no pot to piss in. Such desperate souls “had no pot to piss in”


69 posted on 11/21/2011 6:39:42 AM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 ..... Crucifixion is coming)
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To: Jim Robinson; All
***When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive.

So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.***

Another method...


70 posted on 11/21/2011 9:24:32 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Inyo-Mono

You posted;When you pulled the trigger on your flintlock rifle and only the powder in the pan went off without igniting the main charge, it was called “flash in the pan.”

No, I believe it originated during the Gold Rush. A flash of gold in the pan looked promising but in the end the claim didn’t pan out.


71 posted on 11/21/2011 9:38:13 AM PST by eastforker (I'll pick Rick but I still root for Newt.)
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To: Inyo-Mono
Technically you are correct but it was used extensively during the gold rush and had a different meaning.
72 posted on 11/21/2011 9:51:45 AM PST by eastforker (I'll pick Rick but I still root for Newt.)
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To: Inyo-Mono

Speaking of flintlocks, I think you “went off half cocked” not to mention “hang fires”.


73 posted on 11/21/2011 2:50:05 PM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Jim Robinson

“I need to see a man about a horse” is a common rural expression. When I was in Mongoia, they knew what I meant but there they went to see the horse instead.


74 posted on 11/21/2011 3:02:41 PM PST by PeterPrinciple ( getting closer to the truth.................)
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To: TexasRepublic
Speaking of flintlocks, I think you “went off half cocked” not to mention “hang fires”.

You're right! I forgot about those.

75 posted on 11/21/2011 3:05:05 PM PST by Inyo-Mono (My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
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