Stop interfering with those who care about our security while they are guaranteeing it.
We drones need this service to keep us content!
Been doing this for years.
Don’t over fill the pot....just enough to cover the bird.
Make sure the bird is well thawed and as dry as possible.
“Bull” Napolitano overreaches yet again.
See something, say something.
I fear deep fat government much more.
WHAT THE HELL DOES TURKEY FRYERS HAVE TO DO WITH HOMELAND SECURITY? Don’t we already have the turkey fryer cable channel? Napolitano is an idiot.
This is pure f’ing stupidity.
What the hell does this have to do with the mission of homeland security?
I see a headline that says “Code red: Department of Homeland Security warns of deadly threat “
And I find out it is because the STUPID IDIOTIC FOOLS at DHS are warning us about a freakin’ TURKEY FRYER?
Have any of these IDIOTS ever read the story of the boy who cried wolf?
We should disband DHS and fire the whole lot of them if this is what they are going to do.
And another thing: Perhaps you can get the Mods to append (Turkey Fryers?) to the headline so others are not alarmed by it?
Damn, I was imagining legions of suicide turkey fryer bombers invading the Homeland. Thank goodness for Homeland Security saving our bacon ... oops, I mean saving our Homeland turkeys!
Perhaps after the Dems gut the military, the generals can stock up on these lethal turkey fryers when Walmart has them on sale.
We need to fry some turkeys in D.C. Where’s Old Sparky?
Where in their job code does it mention the proper way to cook a turkey? That’s Martha’s job. Once again, our government is not doing what they were hired to do.