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Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
SFChronicle ^
| Dec. 21,2010
| staff reporter
Posted on 12/21/2011 5:42:14 AM PST by Daffynition
Caution: This area is for babies and diapers only
Attention cocaine users of the world: Parents everywhere would like you to know that changing tables are generally covered in baby poop, and we’d appreciate it if you’d think of that the next time you’re looking for a place to snort a line.
(Excerpt) Read more at blog.sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: drugs; uk; wod; wodlist; wosd
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This is a study in the UK...of course, it could never happen here.
To: Daffynition
There is a certain, shall we say poetic justice involved here.
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posted on
12/21/2011 5:46:24 AM PST
by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: Daffynition
No wonder the kids won’t go down for their nap.
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posted on
12/21/2011 5:47:40 AM PST
by
Wolfie
To: Daffynition
Johnson and Johnson must have made some really big changes to their baby powder since my kids were babies.
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posted on
12/21/2011 5:52:09 AM PST
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: rockrr
So, where oh where, is a good place to do cocaine?
Should there be sanitary places provided by the government?
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posted on
12/21/2011 5:54:37 AM PST
by
Daffynition
( *Socialism, has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore it*)
To: Daffynition
I would venture to say that another substance, more towards the other end of the color spectrum, is found on 10 out 10. Maybe that’s what the dopers mean when they say “ man this is some good...”
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posted on
12/21/2011 5:55:36 AM PST
by
WinMod70
To: Wolfie
This all seems logical, since dealers have been known to hide drugs in the baby’s diaper.
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posted on
12/21/2011 5:57:18 AM PST
by
Daffynition
( *Socialism, has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore it*)
To: Daffynition
Given the idiotic state of leftist Europe, a more likely sign at changing tables will be, “Attention parents of infants: This changing table is reserved for snorting cocaine. Pleased do not change your infant’s diapers here.”
Then this will move from Europe to New York and San Francisco, where the ACLU will claim it is a constitutional right to do “blow” on a bathroom changing table.
To: Kartographer
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posted on
12/21/2011 5:59:37 AM PST
by
Daffynition
( *Socialism, has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore it*)
To: Daffynition
Well, now we know what’s so addictive about new-baby smell.
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posted on
12/21/2011 6:00:30 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
To: WinMod70
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posted on
12/21/2011 6:02:46 AM PST
by
Daffynition
( *Socialism, has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore it*)
To: Thane_Banquo
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posted on
12/21/2011 6:04:01 AM PST
by
Daffynition
( *Socialism, has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore it*)
To: RichInOC
Beware when you see parents arguing over whose turn it is to *change* the baby.
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posted on
12/21/2011 6:08:20 AM PST
by
Daffynition
( *Socialism, has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore it*)
To: Daffynition
And, baby laxative has long been a favored cutting agent for cocaine dealers.
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posted on
12/21/2011 6:18:55 AM PST
by
Wolfie
To: Wolfie
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posted on
12/21/2011 6:43:06 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* ~ ScottinVA)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
12/21/2011 7:11:28 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
12/21/2011 7:14:07 AM PST
by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: Daffynition
So, where oh where, is a good place to do cocaine?Right next to the government authorized foot washing station?
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posted on
12/21/2011 7:21:03 AM PST
by
bgill
(The Obama administration is staging a coup. Wake up, America, before it's too late.)
To: Daffynition
This is a study in the UK...of course, it could never happen here.Darn right it could never happen here; cocaine is illegal. /s
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posted on
12/21/2011 7:25:31 AM PST
by
tnlibertarian
(Things are so bad now, Kenyans are saying Obama was born in the USA.)
To: bgill
> So, where oh where, is a good place to do cocaine?
>> Right next to the government authorized foot washing station?
Great minds think alike. :-)
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posted on
12/21/2011 9:03:41 AM PST
by
Oatka
(This is the USA, assimilate or evaporate.)
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