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Happy Festivus!!!!!
12/23/11 | Kevin Davis

Posted on 12/23/2011 8:11:27 AM PST by KevinDavis

I would like to wish everyone a Happy Festivus...



TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: holiday; humor
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I do have some Grievances....
1 posted on 12/23/2011 8:11:35 AM PST by KevinDavis
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I look forward to the wrestling with my father. He’s pretty old and I can take him.


2 posted on 12/23/2011 8:13:01 AM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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Next, we shall join in the “feats of strength”...


3 posted on 12/23/2011 8:14:41 AM PST by Anti-Hillary
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To: cripplecreek

Serenity NOW!!!

Happy Festivus!

Can we invite The Soup Nazi to celebrate with us?


4 posted on 12/23/2011 8:14:47 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXcb7VPw59s

Happy Life Day


5 posted on 12/23/2011 8:15:19 AM PST by Sybeck1 (Mitt Romney, a piss poor choice)
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What’s Festivus? Is that the pagan solstice celebration? Also, are you serious, or being funny? (I think we do have one or two practicing pagans in FR.)


6 posted on 12/23/2011 8:15:29 AM PST by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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LOL! I found the perfect Aluminum pole.


7 posted on 12/23/2011 8:16:14 AM PST by SunTzuWu
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“I’ve got a lot of problems with you people!”


8 posted on 12/23/2011 8:18:06 AM PST by GoDuke
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To: married21

Google it. That’s what I did, since I missed the Seinfeld episode that explained it all.


9 posted on 12/23/2011 8:18:48 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface)
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Haven't heard anything about Kwanzaa waz up?
10 posted on 12/23/2011 8:19:51 AM PST by duckman (Herman 2012 was Zero's worst night mare.)
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To: married21

It comes from the same place a the “puffy shirt”, “beefaroni”, and the “manzier”. I leave it to you to figure out...

If you are unable, NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!


11 posted on 12/23/2011 8:20:13 AM PST by Anti-Hillary
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What’s Festivus? Is that the pagan solstice celebration? Also, are you serious, or being funny?

Festivus was a holiday invented on a episode of Seinfeld. I seriously doubt anybody seriously celebrates it so I'm guessing the poster was being funny.

12 posted on 12/23/2011 8:21:44 AM PST by apillar
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I put Festivus right up there with there with national hemorrhoid day and Kawnzaa

blessings anyway


13 posted on 12/23/2011 8:22:42 AM PST by Breto (The republican leadership are morons)
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To: KevinDavis; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; earlJam; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; ...

14 posted on 12/23/2011 8:24:14 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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I have problems with you people...


15 posted on 12/23/2011 8:24:25 AM PST by y6162
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To: married21

Festivus is Kwaanza for White Urban Leftists.


16 posted on 12/23/2011 8:27:15 AM PST by Chickensoup (In the 20th century 200 million people were killed by their own governments.)
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17 posted on 12/23/2011 8:27:20 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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I have a yogurt-dipped pretzel for you, for Festivus---

And rum cake for the rest-of-us!

(Well, Okey-doke, you can have some too, poor dear...)


Enjoy-o. me boyo!

18 posted on 12/23/2011 8:29:17 AM PST by Mrs. Don-o (Happy Hannukah! Oy to the world!)
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19 posted on 12/23/2011 8:29:45 AM PST by WSGilcrest (/s)
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You must have a card....


20 posted on 12/23/2011 8:30:52 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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