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Vocabulary Word for the Day
“LIQUIDITY”
Definition:
“LIQUIDITY” is when you look at your retirement funds and wet your
pants!
The IRS sent my tax return back because in response to the
instruction,
“List all dependents”, I replied:
12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons and
535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, this is NOT an acceptable answer.
‘Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there’s a robot bartender!
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “168.”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space, exploration and
medical technology.
The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes
back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and
LSU Tigers
The guy leaves, but finds this very interesting, so he thinks he will
try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”
The robot leans in real close and says,
“So, . . . you people still happy with Barack Obama?”
