Student receives free cocaine with Amazon textbook order

Digital Life on TODAY (via MSNBC) ^ | 1/27/12 | Rosa Golijan

[Slings and Arrows]

Any university student who has ever purchased a used textbook knows that there are sometimes strange surprises hiding between those pages. Usually they come in the form of messy scribbles or perhaps even a forgotten piece of gum, but in one student's case the unexpected (and unwanted) gift-with-a-textbook-purchase was a bag of cocaine.

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When Stockton flipped through the textbook, she "discovered a bag of white powder had fallen to the ground." According to WPTV, Stockton feared that the bag contained anthrax and took it to the local police department the next day:

"I told them white powder was in my terrorism textbook and so I put it on the table and they’re like, 'oh, okay,' And so he went back and tested it,” Stockton recalls. “ He comes back and says, ‘you didn’t happen to order some cocaine with your textbook, did you?’ And I was like, no!”

[Slings and Arrows]

Amazon always has had good customer service.

[Slings and Arrows]

“ He comes back and says, ‘you didn’t happen to order some cocaine with your textbook, did you?’ And I was like, no!”

"Like, it was supposed to be heroin, y'know? Duh!"

[Army Air Corps]

Let me guess, Tony Montana processed the order.

[Slings and Arrows]

Refer any complaints to his “little friend.”

[Army Air Corps]

Well, that is how he ensure positive customer feedback.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Some kid who sold his book last quarter is reading this story and going “Nooooo!”

[Slings and Arrows]

That’s Why They Call It Dope, redux.

[Vigilantcitizen]

"I told them white powder was in my terrorism textbook and so I put it on the table and they’re like, 'oh, okay,' And so he went back and tested it,” Stockton recalls. “ He comes back and says, ‘you didn’t happen to order some cocaine with your textbook, did you?’ And I was like, no!”

I bet he tested it repeatedly..lol

[Slings and Arrows]

Don’t give ‘Zon any ideas.

[lowbridge]

Another "thank you, God!" moment.

[lowbridge]

Another "thank you, God!" moment.

[Slings and Arrows]

Justice requires thoroughness.

[Army Air Corps]

Don’t give ‘Zon any ideas.

Kneel before 'Zon.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ll take the bunny.

[Lauren BaRecall]

1 used, verrrrry good condition.

[Slings and Arrows]

Kneel before 'Zon.

Jeff Bezos approves.

[Slings and Arrows]

“Would buy from this seller again.”

[Bellflower]

She can be glad that she wasn’t arrested.

[Army Air Corps]

The review for the book read as follows:
“I found the material to be poorly presented and the prose lacked clarity. The bag of blow was awesome, though.”

[Ernie Kaputnik]

Now that’s funny, right there. I don’t care who you are.