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To: RandallFlagg; SunkenCiv; Darksheare; Salamander; DogByte6RER
The Capitol Architect Wanted to Reanimate George Washington’s Dead Body

I got a question.

How do you reanimate a live body?

Don't answer if it's gonna cost me extra.

32 posted on 01/29/2012 6:08:49 PM PST by bigheadfred (Bang a gong)
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To: bigheadfred

Ummm...why would you want to reanimate a “live body?” Come back with a dead one and then we can talk!


35 posted on 01/29/2012 6:56:02 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: bigheadfred

Cue the Bee Gees...


36 posted on 01/29/2012 7:34:00 PM PST by SunkenCiv (FReep this FReepathon!)
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To: bigheadfred; RandallFlagg; SunkenCiv; Salamander; DogByte6RER

“How do you reanimate a live body?”

Coffee vodka depth charges.
Or someone very good looking asking to use the phone at an unexpected moment.
OR this one, [child]”I think I’m gonna frow up!” *inside vehicle, center lane, wall to wall traffic or on expensive furniture.

That reanimates the living quite well.
My coffee is in no way involved.
Honest.


41 posted on 01/30/2012 2:02:23 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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