Posted on 02/03/2012 12:45:30 PM PST by NormsRevenge
FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.
Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.
A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.”
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
An old TV show or movie, but I don’t know which.
However, that babe sure looks like Amber Lamps, right down to the headphones. Or, or given the likely era, her mom.
I knew some models who were into “messy” photo shoots, and met their photographer.
Even helped him out on a shoot once. Still have the negatives somewhere.
Weird stuff.
Yes, I've heard that many times too. It's undoubtedly true.
But my question has always been, "why?"
Call me crazy, but I betcha drugs figure in this story somewhere.
naked, covered in chocolate
Sounds one of those nude summer camps where no parents are allowed.
Maybe that’s the way God planned it! He probably likes to be amused ever once in a while.
A naked Toothman covered in peanut butter & chocolate is likely to suffer a cavity “search”...
“Naked, covered in chocolate and peanut butter is no way to get through life, son.”
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