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‘Halfy’: Half-Headed Man Behind This Unbelieveable [sic] Mug Shot Explains His Injury
The Blaze ^
| February 16, 2012
| Jonathon M. Seidl
Posted on 02/20/2012 10:25:14 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: LukeL
I’m not going to look either, but I wonder if a mirror and some super glue and/or duct tape might take care of the problem?
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posted on
02/20/2012 10:54:55 PM PST
by
21twelve
To: Outlaw Woman
I have one: It’s called the Not-A-Ping-List, and you’re added.
22
posted on
02/20/2012 10:56:37 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Oh good! thank you.
Love weird :)
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posted on
02/20/2012 10:59:18 PM PST
by
Outlaw Woman
(When does the shooting start?)
To: Outlaw Woman
Just remember: You asked for it. ;^)
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:00:09 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
A good comb-over would be the ticket.
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:10:36 PM PST
by
Misterioso
(The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. - Ayn Rand)
To: Slings and Arrows
Not as bad as I thought it would look. You would think they could have put a plate or something there to lift the skin. I don’t understand why they didn’t.
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:13:44 PM PST
by
ReneeLynn
(Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it's the new black. Mmm mmm mmm...)
ps. Isn’t he more of a ‘quarter-headed’ guy than half? That’s not half his head.
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:14:56 PM PST
by
ReneeLynn
(Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it's the new black. Mmm mmm mmm...)
To: Slings and Arrows
"One of us... one of us... one of us"
The Blaze sure is coming up in the world, they're not advertising whores or anything...
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:15:54 PM PST
by
Prospero
To: Slings and Arrows
Had I known that there was an actual ‘ping’ list for all things weird...I would have axed to be added a long time ago! :)
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:16:08 PM PST
by
Outlaw Woman
(When does the shooting start?)
To: Misterioso
Consult Donald Trump - stat!
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:35:22 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ReneeLynn
I’ve been thinking about that myself. My best guesses are 1) that the resulting hollow would be a great breeding ground for anaerobic bacteria and/or other parasites, and/or 2) since the procedure was purely cosmetic his insurance (probably Medicaid) wouldn’t cover it. Just guesses, mind you.
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:39:35 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Prospero
They lack the gravitas of the Weekly World News.
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:40:38 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Izat what Rush looks like with “half a brain tied” behind his back!?
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:41:23 PM PST
by
SgtHooper
(The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
To: SgtHooper
I’m pretty sure that Rush doesn’t burn blunts. Pretty sure.
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:42:21 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
If it were me, I would get a prothetic skull made and then have fun with it. You could:
1. Put a little trap door in the side and randomly pull things out while talking to someone, like little birds or loose change.
2. Make a prothetic that looks like an exposed brain. I would also make it throb. Then go into a pharmacy and ask for the aisle where they have something for a bad headache.
3. Instead of a fake exposed brain, it could look like a bunch of circuits. Then ride around on buses and tell people you are a robot from the future.
4. You could have a real arrow go through the prosthetic. When people tell you to stop fooling around with that old gag, you could pull out the real arrow and watch women faint.
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posted on
02/20/2012 11:49:47 PM PST
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
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posted on
02/21/2012 12:05:43 AM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(PRAY for this country like your life depends on it....)
To: Slings and Arrows
I bet he tells the barber, “A little off the top...” (I hope he pays half-price for a haircut.)
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posted on
02/21/2012 12:16:26 AM PST
by
Keli Kilohana
(Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
To: Kirkwood
If you ever get half your head lopped off, you’re set.
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posted on
02/21/2012 12:56:23 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Keli Kilohana
He’s the proud inventor of the concave bowl cut.
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posted on
02/21/2012 12:58:21 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Outlaw Woman; All
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posted on
02/21/2012 2:00:46 AM PST
by
patriot08
(TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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