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I got mine- Did you get yours?

Posted on 02/22/2012 11:24:21 PM PST by Mier

I got mine- Did you get yours?

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my a**, 10 discount coupons to McDonalds and an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker.

The directions were in Spanish.

Hope you are as excited to get yours!


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1 posted on 02/22/2012 11:24:23 PM PST by Mier
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To: Mier

Did it come wrapped in a prayer rug?


2 posted on 02/22/2012 11:43:48 PM PST by Bullish (Recovery won't begin until Obama loses HIS job.)
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To: Mier; WOBBLY BOB; firebrand

Poifect (borrowing)!


3 posted on 02/23/2012 12:08:27 AM PST by Yehuda
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To: Mier
You got cheated!

Mine had all that stuff, AND had a list of numbers to call, if I needed a ride to the nearest Obamaville Occupy site, for a FREE vacation!

Cheers!

4 posted on 02/23/2012 12:19:51 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (If any of their "Alternatives" actually works, the Greenies will proceed to kill it.)
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To: Mier
More plainly stated:

Ta-ra-ra-boom-deee-ay

Did you get yours today?

I got mine yesterday......

That's why I walk this way.

OK, so I ripped off George Carlin. Sue me. He can't.

5 posted on 02/23/2012 12:37:33 AM PST by Viking2002 (My avatar is being migrated to a new PC, but will return after this message from our sponsor.)
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To: Mier

Lol.... :o)


6 posted on 02/23/2012 1:56:03 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Mier

Where’s mah pie.


7 posted on 02/23/2012 2:15:32 AM PST by Lazamataz (If unemployment helps the economy, like the W.H. says, then CONTRACTING CANCER MAKES YOU HEALTHIER!)
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To: Mier

Mine even had some gubmint cheese!


8 posted on 02/23/2012 2:46:05 AM PST by Crazieman (Feb 7, 2008 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1966675/posts?page=28#28)
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To: Mier

Thank you for the good laugh!!!!

And it’s only 6:16 a.m. EST in the morning.


9 posted on 02/23/2012 3:17:12 AM PST by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: Mier

LOL!!!!


10 posted on 02/23/2012 4:14:30 AM PST by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: Mier

I did better than you. Mine was delivered with a Pony.


11 posted on 02/23/2012 4:17:57 AM PST by beandog (Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand)
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To: Mier

Mine was delivered by a Unicorn that crapped Skittles

Got you beat!!!


12 posted on 02/23/2012 4:50:18 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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To: Mier

You all are just taking all the stuff for yourself and there will nothin’ left for us still working hard.

Thank You Sincerely

Really


13 posted on 02/23/2012 12:41:24 PM PST by ThomasThomas
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To: Mier

Is it just me or were everyone’s Hopie Changie ® stickers used?


14 posted on 02/23/2012 1:25:13 PM PST by bksanders (i prolly spelt my taggline rong)
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To: Mier

Mine was a little different.

It consists of one copy of the Koran, a dozen condoms, a jar of Vaseline, and small printout.

The wording of the printout was:

“This small kit is being sent to advise and inform all good Americans.

“When bowing to Mecca, be sure to drop your trousers.

“Register no surprise when you find Obama, or your local congressman or senator, standing behind you while you pray.

“These world class legislators may insist on performing certain operations of a personal nature.

“Simply smile and call out in a clear and distinct voice, ‘Thank you, sir; please do it again!’”


15 posted on 02/23/2012 4:39:19 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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