Skip to comments.I got mine- Did you get yours?
Posted on 02/22/2012 11:24:21 PM PST by Mier
I got mine- Did you get yours?
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my a**, 10 discount coupons to McDonalds and an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker.
The directions were in Spanish.
Hope you are as excited to get yours!
Did it come wrapped in a prayer rug?
Mine had all that stuff, AND had a list of numbers to call, if I needed a ride to the nearest
Obamaville Occupy site, for a FREE vacation!
Did you get yours today?
I got mine yesterday......
That's why I walk this way.
OK, so I ripped off George Carlin. Sue me. He can't.
Where’s mah pie.
Mine even had some gubmint cheese!
Thank you for the good laugh!!!!
And it’s only 6:16 a.m. EST in the morning.
I did better than you. Mine was delivered with a Pony.
Mine was delivered by a Unicorn that crapped Skittles
Got you beat!!!
You all are just taking all the stuff for yourself and there will nothin’ left for us still working hard.
Thank You Sincerely
Is it just me or were everyone’s Hopie Changie ® stickers used?
Mine was a little different.
It consists of one copy of the Koran, a dozen condoms, a jar of Vaseline, and small printout.
The wording of the printout was:
“This small kit is being sent to advise and inform all good Americans.
“When bowing to Mecca, be sure to drop your trousers.
“Register no surprise when you find Obama, or your local congressman or senator, standing behind you while you pray.
“These world class legislators may insist on performing certain operations of a personal nature.
“Simply smile and call out in a clear and distinct voice, ‘Thank you, sir; please do it again!’”
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