Professional Wrestler Sues Opponent After Losing Testicle From Match

cleveland.cbslocal.com ^ | 2/29/12 | cbscleveland/AP

[ColdOne]

A former professional wrestler is suing his opponent and the Indiana-based promoter who arranged their bout last year, claiming his foe was supposed to lose their match but had other ideas and kicked him so hard in the crotch that one of his testicles ruptured and had to be removed.

John Levi Miller, 23, contends in his lawsuit filed Monday that Clinton Woosley was the “heel,” a term used to describe the designated villain or loser, of their match last June, The Courier-Journal of Louisville, Ky., reported. He says Woosley, who wrestles under the name Guido Andretti, declined his invitation to map out the fight, as is customary, and instead said he understood the plan and that “it would be OK.” However, Miller says Woosley tried to win and kicked him hard in the crotch.

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow's headlines today:

Testicle Testimony Testy!

[MARTIAL MONK]

I’d give my left nut to be a pro wrestler.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thank you for a charming image that will haunt me until the day I die.

[SunkenCiv]

Sounds like the other guy had that match in the bag.

[TomGuy]

the “heel,” a term used to describe the designated villain or loser ...

map out the fight, as is customary ...

Whaaaaaaa????

It's fake???????

lol.

My Mom used to tell my Dad that -- 40 years ago. Dad would shake his head in disbelief -- disbelief at what Mom said, not that the wrestling was faked.