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Short Bus's Obama Birth Certificate Defense Is Officially ZOTTED
The Stir ^ | 3/2/12 | Sasha Brown-Worsham

Posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:36 AM PST by Short Bus

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona is bound and determined to make sure we never forget the embarrassment of the birther movement. Most of us would love to put that ugly little racist blip in our history -- a time when conspiracy theorists and fools alike accused President Barack Obama of not being American. But Arpaio, a sheriff in Phoenix, Arizona, just won't give it up.

Can we say beating a dead horse, people? Sometimes it seems like certain politicians just do things to help out Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Bill Maher. After all, how else does anyone explain Arpaio's inane and insane assertion that Obama, a man who produced his birth certificate last year, isn't American?

See his ranting [here].

"Forgery or fraud may have been committed," says Arpaio. Ooooh no! Are ghosts and goblins real, too, Sheriff Arpaio? How about the Loch Ness Monster? Do you go visit old Nessie on your days off from enforcing the laws of Arizona?

In all seriousness, this is vile racism plain and simple. In a place like Arizona, it's no surprise -- after all, many politicians there (including Arpaio) hold rather Draconian views on immigration -- and it's disgusting. And it's getting old fast.

For all you doubters for whom book learning was apparently a challenge, here are the facts: President Barack Obama was born in Honolulu on August 4, 1961. He has produced both a certificate of live birth during the 2008 campaign and the long-form certificate last year. Neither has been disproved.

So why is this still going on? Arpaio seems like a joke, but, according to Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt, Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney doesn't think so. Yesterday LaBolt tweeted:

Romney has called Arpaio for his endorsement, his aides called "weekly" and Arpaio was his honorary Chair in 08.
That's embarrassing. The fact is, most people agree Arpaio is a few cards shy of a full deck, but here we are still talking about him. Is this an alternate universe? Why am I guessing this guy is the type of person who stays at parties hours after they have ended asking for more chips and guacamole? Dude, the party is over, the ship has sailed, and you are beating a dead horse.

Sadly, there aren't enough cliched ways to say IT'S OVER to make it any clearer to this guy.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: alinsky; arpaio; birther; birthers; crackpot; leftwingcrackpot; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; naturalborncitizen; scaredottruth; trollalert; trollheadinbed; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; zot
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To: fanfan
Most Awesome Letter from a Kid to a Weather Reporter
821 posted on 03/13/2012 5:58:53 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1148 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Silentgypsy
"How did y’all learn about fibonacci numbers? I only recall arithmetic and geometric progressions. What course included the concept?"

It was in the first Star Wars movie: "The Fibonacci Series surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together." Or maybe I'm mis-remembering that a little.

The Fibonacci numbers are 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, ... (add the last two to get the next)

From this seemingly simple beginning, a profundity of complexity ensues.

These numbers and their relationships occur in Nature, and perhaps came under study for that reason. But anyone can follow these revelations, even when they lead to marvelous insights.

Wiki gives it a very pretty presentation.

822 posted on 03/13/2012 6:10:27 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Thomas, you are SOOOO silly! Which is why I love you so much! You cute little Thing! Don’t you EVER die!


823 posted on 03/13/2012 6:22:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: fanfan

1/x = x+1

x=0.61803398874989484820458683436564


824 posted on 03/13/2012 6:26:19 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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To: fanfan

Doggies...this is beyond the Face’s comprehension...

HALP!


825 posted on 03/13/2012 6:28:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: null and void

I am so null and void when life gives me Things To Deal With.

Again, Nully, Happy Brithday, and allow life to give you LIFE!

XOXOXOXO


826 posted on 03/13/2012 7:25:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Silentgypsy
What do we do for the Ides of March?

Uh, wish me a belated "Happy Birthday," maybe?

827 posted on 03/13/2012 9:21:25 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Those who are perishing refused to receive the love of the Truth.)
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To: NicknamedBob
3/14 at one fifty-nine and twenty-six seconds.

I woke up in the middle of the night once, and looked at the clock.

That's it; I'm setting an alarm...

An event to be surpassed only by 12:12:12 12/'12

828 posted on 03/13/2012 9:27:12 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Those who are perishing refused to receive the love of the Truth.)
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To: Silentgypsy; fanfan; Scoutmaster; stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas

Vi Hart is pretty good.

If you can keep up with her frenetic pace, that is.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Vihart


829 posted on 03/13/2012 9:39:07 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Those who are perishing refused to receive the love of the Truth.)
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To: HKMk23

Not bad!


830 posted on 03/13/2012 9:43:40 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Enterprise

You are right in referring to those things being part of the question about Obama. My questions extend much further. Who financed and laid the path for all of Obama’s college time? How long is the path of Obama’s relationship with Axelrod and his family who are known communists and have roots if not associations with communists in Russia? Where was Obama’s mother around Aug. 4, 1961? What were Obama’s association with communists in the USA apart from whatever his association with Wright has meaning/implications? etc., etc., etc.


831 posted on 03/13/2012 10:05:03 PM PDT by noinfringers2
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To: Silentgypsy
"What do we do for the Ides of March?"

"Don period costumes left over from a low-budget movie? ;)"

B-wear the Ides of March. Okay, maybe that was lame, but hey, isn't that one of the functions of the UT?

832 posted on 03/13/2012 10:07:40 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Silentgypsy
What course included the concept? [fibonacci numbers]

i believe you can go through college without having heard of fibonacci numbers except perhaps in passing.

i read about them first in a student science magazine my parents subscribed to for me. then my high school math teacher did a segment on them - but he was a state award-winning teacher who went waaaaay off-book with special projects to 'enrich the learning experience.'

i had to do a project, with backboard, on fibonacci numbers as a sophomore in high school and have read anything i've seen about them since.

i love the way fibonnaci numbers occur in nature. the number of petals on almost every flower species in a fibonnaci number. daisies, for example, have 13, 21, 34, 55 or 89 petals except in the case of mutation; each of those is a fibonacci number.

from the top, the tiny florets in the core of a daisy blossom - there are twenty-one counterclockwise and thirty-four equiangular spirals. both fibonnaci. and they are successive fibonnaci numbers.

same for the spirals on a pinecone or a pineapple - fibonnaci in number, and successive fibonnaci numbers to boot. except that, because pineabpples have hexagonal 'scales', there are three distinct types of spirals, all fibonacci in number, and three successive fibonnaci numbers.

it's eerie, and i'm not talking about upper midwestern lakes.

833 posted on 03/14/2012 2:53:32 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

That was clever.


834 posted on 03/14/2012 4:06:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; null and void; ...

835 posted on 03/14/2012 4:09:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: Tax-chick

Heck, I could do that job. Particularly today.


836 posted on 03/14/2012 4:51:16 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I don’t think I’m qualified - lying on one’s face while wearing glasses is uncomfortable.


837 posted on 03/14/2012 4:57:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: Tax-chick

Glasses aren’t required when your eyes are closed, unless you have trouble bringing your dreams into focus.


838 posted on 03/14/2012 5:36:08 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: NicknamedBob

There’s something to be said for that.


839 posted on 03/14/2012 6:21:27 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh, good Lord. Pat.)
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To: HKMk23

WHOA! That was an eye-opener, and make no mistake!


840 posted on 03/14/2012 6:24:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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