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Contribute your favorite Sandra Fluke jokes and cartoons
Various | 3/4/2012 | Self

Posted on 03/04/2012 11:47:38 AM PST by RightGeek

The best response is ridicule. Here's a start collected over the last few days.


What do you call a woman who needs $3,000 for contraception?
Very busy.


What do you call a woman who wants to be paid to have sex?
A professional.


What do you call a homely professional "reproductive rights activist" who claims to needs $3,000 for contraception?
Dreaming.

So if we pay for Sandra Fluke's birth control, do we have to pay for flowers and a dinner too?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: nothanks; sandrafluke; slut
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1 posted on 03/04/2012 11:47:43 AM PST by RightGeek
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2 posted on 03/04/2012 11:49:16 AM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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3 posted on 03/04/2012 11:52:30 AM PST by bmwcyle (I am ready to serve Jesus on Earth because the GOP failed again)
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4 posted on 03/04/2012 11:55:31 AM PST by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: RightGeek

This fluke reminds me of the old joke about the gal who discovered she was pregnant and had it narrowed down to two, It was either the football team or the Senior class.


5 posted on 03/04/2012 11:58:02 AM PST by hoosiermama (Stand with God and Sarah, the Gipper and Newt will be standing next to you.)
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The “Save the Georgetown Sluts” FaceBook page is priceless...


7 posted on 03/04/2012 12:01:28 PM PST by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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To: RightGeek
Saul Alynski is rolling over in his grave. Good work!
8 posted on 03/04/2012 12:02:12 PM PST by X-spurt (Its time for ON YOUR FEET or on your knees)
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To: RightGeek

Considering that she wasn’t talking about her own sex life, I’m not sure this thread is in the best interests of FR, especially after what’s happening to Rush. jmo


9 posted on 03/04/2012 12:03:08 PM PST by Netizen (Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come. Who's pilfering your wallet?)
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10 posted on 03/04/2012 12:04:11 PM PST by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: RightGeek
I'm worried that this woman may be involved in an incestuous relationship.....

if anyone would hit that, it would have to be a Fluke!

11 posted on 03/04/2012 12:06:09 PM PST by I cannot think of a name
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To: RightGeek

That she is a slut is without question.

Given that she is in Georgetown law and actually thought we wouldn’t find out about her slimy background .this makes her an ignorant slut.

And if Rush actually apologized to this slimeb*tch, well, that is one thing I will hold against him.


12 posted on 03/04/2012 12:06:47 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: RightGeek

It is all over Twitter that Fluke is a lesbian.


13 posted on 03/04/2012 12:10:12 PM PST by KansasGirl
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To: Da Coyote

That she is a slut is without question.

I am not so sure. If she told the truth yes, but how many feminizes do you know that sleep around with so many MEN?

my hunch is she doesn’t prefer men and doesn’t need contraceptives and has no clue as to their costs


14 posted on 03/04/2012 12:11:48 PM PST by hecht (Murray use your coaster)
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To: Da Coyote

That she is a slut is without question.

I am not so sure. If she told the truth yes, but how many feminazis do you know that sleep around with so many MEN?

my hunch is she doesn’t prefer men and doesn’t need contraceptives and has no clue as to their costs


15 posted on 03/04/2012 12:12:08 PM PST by hecht (Murray use your coaster)
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To: Netizen

Then what WAS she talking about? $3000 for contraceptives, or not? Was she adding an abortion, or two, into the sum? Did she need them because she has another condition? if so she should have said as much.

I understand why Rush apologized, but if she could afford law school she could afford contraceptives.


16 posted on 03/04/2012 12:12:54 PM PST by madison10
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To: Da Coyote
Given that she is in Georgetown law and actually thought we wouldn’t find out about her slimy background .this makes her an ignorant slut..

Yeah, it finally came out in the first, 2nd and 3rd sentences. Rush goofed.

Leader Pelosi, Members of Congress, good morning, and thank you for calling this hearing on women’s health and allowing me to testify on behalf of the women who will benefit from the Affordable Care Act contraceptive coverage regulation. My name is Sandra Fluke, and I’m a third year student at Georgetown Law, a Jesuit school. I’m also a past president of Georgetown Law Students for Reproductive Justice or LSRJ. I’d like to acknowledge my fellow LSRJ members and allies and all of the student activists with us and thank them for being here today. Georgetown LSRJ is here today because we’re so grateful that this regulation implements the nonpartisan, medical advice of the Institute of Medicine.

17 posted on 03/04/2012 12:14:02 PM PST by Netizen (Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come. Who's pilfering your wallet?)
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To: KansasGirl

Probebly true....I don’t see anything feminine about her.....Her hairstyle is tomboy, no makeup, no groomed nails..She’s a Butch...


18 posted on 03/04/2012 12:15:28 PM PST by geege
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19 posted on 03/04/2012 12:15:51 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: D-fendr

They pulled the thread.


20 posted on 03/04/2012 12:16:05 PM PST by NoGrayZone (Jim "Firebrand" Robinson endorses Newt...with EPIC call to action!!)
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To: RightGeek

I can’t remember who it was who posted it this week, but the statement was that Sandra Fluke was voted by her highschool classmates as the “Girl Most Likely To.”


21 posted on 03/04/2012 12:17:43 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg (Why, yes. I AM in a bad mood.)
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To: Netizen
...regulation implements the nonpartisan, medical advice of the Institute of Medicine

GAG..."nonpartisan, medical advice?!" No such thing.

22 posted on 03/04/2012 12:18:05 PM PST by madison10
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It wasn’t for her. She was representing other women there and yeah, some of them had medical reasons. BUT, having said that she was deception with her numbers and Rush should go after her for that. Calling her a slut was a big mistake on his part. I just hope he can survive it.


23 posted on 03/04/2012 12:19:35 PM PST by Netizen (Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come. Who's pilfering your wallet?)
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To: RightGeek

I could just imagine on Jeopardy the daily double answer
Alex Trebec: He was the first person to scr*w Sandra Fluke
Contestant: Who is Buster Hyman?
THAT IS...CORRECT!


24 posted on 03/04/2012 12:20:04 PM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: KansasGirl

I was wondering. If the heterosexual gals get free contraceptives, what do the lesbians get? I mean, be fair! If we are going to start handing out freebies, everyone should get something!


25 posted on 03/04/2012 12:20:14 PM PST by Pining_4_TX ( The state is the great fiction by which everybody seeks to live at the expense of everybody else. ~)
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To: RightGeek

That cow now wants to self victimize herself?

What?!?!?!?!?!

She was the one that was looking for the spot light and thought this is a topic she get get her 15 minutes of fame with. She is the one that is arguing the case for contraceptives because what, she’s a virgin? This is crazy. She gets every last bit of this and hopefully this follows her for the next 30 years of her life. She’s a cheap whore.


26 posted on 03/04/2012 12:21:04 PM PST by Red6
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To: RightGeek

I could just imagine on Jeopardy the daily double answer
Alex Trebec: He was the first person to scr*w Sandra Fluke
Contestant: Who is Buster Hyman?
THAT IS...CORRECT!


27 posted on 03/04/2012 12:23:43 PM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: RightGeek
Some appropriate songs:
28 posted on 03/04/2012 12:28:29 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: KansasGirl

what kind of birth control does a lesbian need? How much can that cause?


29 posted on 03/04/2012 12:29:03 PM PST by SMGFan
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To: RightGeek

Seriously, her “testimony” was so transparent and phoney, it wouldn’t surprise me if she some day ap’ears on Wrestlemania and gets body slammed by Beth Phoenix or Kelli Kelli. Don’t know if she’s in to the rough stuff, just saying.


30 posted on 03/04/2012 12:30:00 PM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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So if the birth control doesn’t work then we have to pay for her abortion (abortions)! As a woman I am fed up with the “Womens Lib” groups as they are nothing but a bunch of man hating, big government loving, media loving whores who have given us nothing but contempt, distrust, & quite a few laughable moments. I don’t think we should or need to apologize for telling the truth & maybe more of us should start before our country ends up in the trash heap.


31 posted on 03/04/2012 12:30:08 PM PST by jrcats (Justice is blind & deaf in Florida.)
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To: NoGrayZone; D-fendr

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2854176/posts


32 posted on 03/04/2012 12:30:12 PM PST by smoothsailing
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I agree. The whole dang thing has been partisan.


33 posted on 03/04/2012 12:30:42 PM PST by Netizen (Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come. Who's pilfering your wallet?)
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To: Impala64ssa
a three minute sneeze?

win the future?

34 posted on 03/04/2012 12:31:08 PM PST by rawcatslyentist (BO Stinks! Like Mitts magic underwear!)
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To: RightGeek
Wonder if she screws on a Sleep Number bed? If so, she may match her Sleep Number with the number of guys that bang her every night. Therefore, her number would no doubt be somewhere between 95 and 99.

Maybe she is line to take Rush's job as Sleep Numbers' spokesperson: "Take my word for it....Sleep Number Beds stand up to any use and abuse. My trampoline....eh...uh....uh...I mean Sleep Number gets bounced on continuously for 12 hours 7 nights a week. Contact me for a free trial demo ride. Call 1-800-I-SWALLOW-2."

35 posted on 03/04/2012 12:35:23 PM PST by jmax (SLUTS SUCK)
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To: RightGeek
Note: According to sources, it's pronounced "fluck".

If it walks like a Fluck, talks like a Fluck, and rhymes with a f#@k,

It's a SLUT!

36 posted on 03/04/2012 12:41:40 PM PST by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: KansasGirl

My tweeter doesn’t work like it used to before I ended all ties w/ google. Does anyone know a way around it?


37 posted on 03/04/2012 12:46:22 PM PST by NoGrayZone (Jim "Firebrand" Robinson endorses Newt...with EPIC call to action!!)
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Let’s think about this. If it costs $3,000 for contraceptives across 3 years of law school and the average price for a good condem is $1.00, then Ms. Fluke is having sex somewhere in the neighborhood of 2.73 times per day.


38 posted on 03/04/2012 12:58:02 PM PST by lmsii
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To: NoGrayZone

I’m not sure I’m understanding all of your euphemisms, but penicillin usually helps.


39 posted on 03/04/2012 1:00:54 PM PST by ClearCase_guy ("And the public gets what the public wants" -- The Jam)
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To: Pining_4_TX

I just heard yesterday something about up on the Eastern Seaboard they are going to pay fishermen to “not fish”. It is only fair that we pay the gals that are not “sluts” and don’t have sex, their fair share.


40 posted on 03/04/2012 1:03:00 PM PST by fish hawk (Isa. 42:12 Let them give glory unto the Lord and declare his praise in the islands. (Maui))
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To: ClearCase_guy; Travis McGee
"I’m not sure I’m understanding all of your euphemisms, but penicillin usually helps."

What a very nasty post. You disgust me. I have been a single celibate girl for the past 5 years.

Pig.

41 posted on 03/04/2012 1:08:52 PM PST by NoGrayZone (Jim "Firebrand" Robinson endorses Newt...with EPIC call to action!!)
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Lighten up Frances.


42 posted on 03/04/2012 1:11:10 PM PST by ClearCase_guy ("And the public gets what the public wants" -- The Jam)
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To: Netizen

Would you object to “media slut”? That way the statement is a fact and does not imply anything about her sex life.


43 posted on 03/04/2012 1:12:14 PM PST by fish hawk (Isa. 42:12 Let them give glory unto the Lord and declare his praise in the islands. (Maui))
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i wish she was advocating for free beer. after all, why should i have to pay for it? what about my rights


44 posted on 03/04/2012 1:12:45 PM PST by STUDABAKER
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45 posted on 03/04/2012 1:14:53 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Servant of the Cross
LOL- We have a winner!

Mine's a lot creepier. I call it "Doppelgänger?"
46 posted on 03/04/2012 1:16:26 PM PST by marjiwoj
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To: smoothsailing
Fluke explained that her friend, a lesbian, could not afford the oral contraception she needed to prevent ovarian cysts from forming because her university refused to pay for them on religious grounds.
47 posted on 03/04/2012 1:19:46 PM PST by PhilDragoo (Hussein: Islamo-Commie from Kenya)
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To: lmsii
"then Ms. Fluke is having sex somewhere in the neighborhood of 2.73 times per day."

And that is not a slut? For a man and woman, in marital status, it is a blessing!

48 posted on 03/04/2012 1:21:27 PM PST by NoGrayZone (Jim "Firebrand" Robinson endorses Newt...with EPIC call to action!!)
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To: RightGeek

http://ridetheslut.com/

S.L.U.T. - South Lake Union Trolley (Seattle)

Need a t-shirt parody with Fluke in it.


49 posted on 03/04/2012 1:21:56 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: ClearCase_guy
"Lighten up Frances."

Which is what Conservatives have been doing all along.

Time to get rid of the "lighten up" meme.

50 posted on 03/04/2012 1:25:15 PM PST by NoGrayZone (Jim "Firebrand" Robinson endorses Newt...with EPIC call to action!!)
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